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Friday, September 30, 2005 23:25

Happy Children's Day.

Let's celebrate by watching Pokemon tomorrow morning, 1030am, Kids Central.

Woooww~ we are on TeeVeeeeeeee!!!

 

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 15:57

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO TEACHERS! ,')

Mr-Somebody sat down with us during lunch today and told me, I heard that your blog is very funky and also, I heard some gossips about your blog.

Oei, excuse me ah. I prefer to call this a WEBSITE rather than a BLOG. Doh. Because I do everything manually. The archives even. (Yeah, I know I rock.) Not blog. Ok?

Anyway, I wonder who are the ones gossiping about my blog ah? Who ah? Why ah? You want to gossip can huh, but don't gossip until reach the teachers' ears can or not? I don't need adults to come and interfere and poke their noses in my already fucked up life and make it even more fucked up. Thanks, but no thanks.

In case you are a teacher and you are reading this, please enjoy the reads and you can attempt to do an Application Question - GP style - on Teachers have been on search engines frantically searching for students' blogs and reading them. Is it a case of insecurities or just plain nosiness? Discuss. Damn fun I tell you. You can experience how we students feel when we have to read through passages and passages and then churn out shitloads of words, and in return we get an average of, *brace yourself*............... 1 mark. :) NERVE WRECKING!!! HEART ATTACK!!! KNN!!! WTF!!! You name it, we felt it. Don't make yourself too comfortable here though, because bear bear on top says I don't like the sight of you!!!

Oh oh you know what? Maybe I should do the opposite cos some adults of the smarter species (or not) think in a damn weird way, till the extent I think they are childish. It's like you tell your child, boy ah don't smoke! I beat you! then he purposely go and smoke smoke smoke and even collect all the cigarette boxes with the funky pictures of bad teeth, black lungs and blood clots in brains. Are you that kind? Tell you don't do something, but you purposely want to do it? If yes, eat this. Please make yourself damn damn damn comfortable here, you will simply love this place to bits because NOTHING can ever make you laugh this hard before. ^O^

I heard from Pearlie Pearl today that some damn suay students have been suspended for writing mean comments about their teachers on their blogs, like, calling a particular teacher a female dog which barks non-stop and has bad fashion sense or something along that line.

Woohoo, so so so, when is my turn? Very fun hor? Suspend from school, no need study wor. Then summore no need think of excuse to take MC. Wah lao. Teachers like to help students pon school ALREADY? WOOOOOOWWWWWWWW I LOVE YOU ALL!!! xD!!!

On a serious note, I actually think they (teachers and principal) are damn fucking STUPID to do that. It's like what rockson says, fuck your own backside. Please hor, you live for at least 5 years more than us, but your brain can't even be compared to ours? You bloody go and jiak ba bo sai bang, click around Google and Yahoo! to search for your students' blogs. Then later they write something unpleasant about you (or maybe you really are unpleasant - hoho), you start to become pissy missy and decides to DEMAND your student to take down the entry, SUSPEND them from school for one week, AND THE WHOLE SAGA HITS THE HEADLINES OF THE STRAITS TIMES. So now, the WHOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE (well almost) Singapore knows YOUR STUDENT HATES YOU, CALLS YOU A BITCH WHO HAS A LOUSY PERSONALITY, AND DOES NOT RESPECT YOU AT ALL. Wow, very fun hor?

In contrary, IF you were smart enough (which I don't think you are), you would have sat down with your student and settle things with him/her nicely in private, and the whole 3 million of us would not have known that you are such a petty bitch. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you chose to prove your student right - that you are INDEED A BITCH!!! Well done! Tell me lah, that one is really fuck your own backside or not? It's like T.T Durai Durian (hahaha) go and sue SPH then now he no more job, plus people know he is a cheater bug and a big fat fucktard. :D SO FUN WOR!!!!!!! Why, your life not exciting enough issit? Why must do all these things? Singapore got inverse reverse bungee jump you know? I'm sure with your pay, you can play it for 30 over times, no sweat.

BY THE WAY, unless you can swear to all the gods of all the different religions in the world that you teachers do not gossip and bitch about students in the staff room, you have ABSOLUTLELY NO RIGHTS to tell us not to gossip about you. :)

I'm sure teachers always gossip about students behind our backs, like, which boy and which girl is attached, this studen'ts exam script so horrigible (maybe your teaching is equally horrigible, heh), this student is silly/stupid/kam gong/a stupid dingdong/a toot/suchanincompoop and then laughing at us because you think we are stupid to give stupid answers. Don't think we don't know!!! We have spies!!! :DDDD~ But since they are spies, you won't know who they are!!! xD!!!!

Now now, that's what I call, THE REAL FUN.

BYEEEEEEEEE TEACHERS!!!

 

Monday, September 26, 2005 19:12

What. A. Fucking. Good. Day.

T_T

It's so damn good I feel like crying.

School's been bad. It's been bad for the longest time, so it ain't anything *new*.

By tomorrow I will get alllllllll of my fucked up results and it's also time for me to get a spanking new ass. I think it's gonna be kicked very badly by some people interfering in my life. Woo~ sounds exciting? You bet.

Oh yes, I think I should cheer myself up tomorrow by wearing my new purple Puma sneakers to school, and be fashionably late for school. Then after school I shall go collect my new spectacles and maybe get run down by a bus, or get squashed by the train, or miss my footing on some steps and fall flat down on my face, breaking my skull and die. Woo~ sounds exciting? You bet.

On a lighter note, I went out to Bishan Junction 8 (what a sick place) to meet my girlfriends from TK, now in VJC doing S papers and probably getting a scholarship and I'm just stuck in my NY sh*t-coloured uniform doing remedial papers and probably getting a kick in my ass (again!). Oh man, I digressed again. See how fucked up I'm feeling right now? Right.

Oh yeah, speaking about them I don't fucking understand why SOME (not generalising here) people who do S papers can be so fucking annoyingly indecisive, fickle-minded and aimless. I mean they were like standing around, didn't know where to go, didn't dare to walk into shops (huh?!), didn't dare to say where they wanna go (huhhh?!), didn't even know what fucking movie to watch after I said if there ain't movie to watch, don't watch but still insisted on watching one since they came all the way here.

They got that cheek to ask me to choose a fucking movie when lao niang is not in the best of mood. Hello, they told me, you choose where you want to go. So I said Dhoby Ghaut. Then they fucking rejected that idea and wanted to go J8. Right. And NOW U WANT ME TO CHOOSE A FUCKING MOVIE?! I don't want to waste my precious brain cells on these fucked up things when it could be put to better things. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? So smart but cannot make one simple decisions? What the fuck are you gonna do with your future?

Okay fine, so I said Brothers Grimm or The Myth. They asked nice or not? I said how would I know I haven't watch them AT ALL, come on. They laughed. Not funny. I said toss a coin. They didn't know how to toss the coin. Who doesn't know how to toss a coin by the way? Huh? S paper tutorials never teach? Oh, okay. *blinks blinks*

Anyway we ended up watching Brothers Grimm. That movie kicked asssssssss! Woo~ I must say it's damn thrilling and so overspilling with suspense that those 2 girlfriends of mine were clinging on to my arm and screaming into my... armpits. Yeah, they were buried in my... don't know where. I WAS FUCKING SCARED OUT OF MY SKIN, NOT because of the movie, BUT because they suddenly TUG AT MY ARM and SCREAM. Shit. Where got such thing? Scared by the audience and not the movie. WTF. Next time if GV are gonna screen some fucked up horror movies, they should hire some people to sit at the back and scream. It's damn fucking scary I tell you. The box office sales would shoot up into the sky and reach the sun.

Oh and I forgot to say, they walked into Shibuya (after me), and decided to try on some dresses for their prom night (huh? so fast?) and they. were. in. the. fitting. room. for. the. longest. time. I. was. yawning. away. If they like to admire themselves in the mirror so much, I say, lock themselves in the room and strip naked and look allllllllllllllllllllllllll they want. They were wearing those damn dresses and didn't want to take them off. HELLOOOOOOO? Buay pai seh? Fit liao don't want to buy? Summore take photos? And the auntie in the shop kept looking at them? YAWNS MAN.

Oh yeah, in case you think I'm pissed off with them, I'm not. I'm just damn amused by their actions and how they are such scaredy cats when I'm the smallest girl amongst them and I had to pacify them like how my boy pacify me. Woo~ I should go for a gender change and start catching cockroaches!

Right. Anyway, indecisive freaks, please don't ever jio me out. Unless you are some shopping siao and can drag me into any shop you want.

I just can't wait for tomorrow to come. Woo~ sounds exciting? You bet.

 

Sunday, September 25, 2005 13:25

My mummy wrote this.

Spot the mistake. x)

My papa sing karaoke pattern sibei zuey. Can go fight with the jue dui superstars liao.

Anyway, we went to town last night! WOOT! My boy said so long never come here, really seems more interesting and got more things to see. HOHOHO! Quite true. Town gets boring pretty easily. That's why I like esplanade so much. Their lantern display at the lobby seems quite boring though. Or maybe because I saw it in the afternoon. Hah.

My boy told me that my entries should not be a 1000 word essay each time (I think he's just lazy to read), so I shall summarise now.

** We met at PS, went to collect his new glasses, we thought it got lost through the transit from TM to PS, we heard JJ's Yi Qian Nian Yi Hou in the shop, the optician found his glasses, we went to Action City and I bought a $1 purple syringe-like pencil, I bought a white top (70% off!) from some shop, he said he was hungry, we decided to walk to Takashimaya to eat at Pepper Lunch since we had the discount coupons, we saw lighted animals along the way, the service was much better last night compared to the last time we patronised it, the food was great, we bought bread from Crystal Jade bakery, we went to Kinokuniya thereafter, browsed throught books and stationaries, we left to take the train, my boy complained his 1.7KG laptop is heavy after carrying it around for hours, I laughed at him (ha. ha.), we reached home, I watched the remaining episodes of The Apprentice, the 2nd last episode was missing, I was very sad, I went to sleep.

Lighted animals.

Woah. Good summary?

I think my brother likes JJ as well, you know? =D He asked me to send him Jian Jian Dan Dan. =D!

I'm outta here.

** 177 words; word count by MS Word

 

Saturday, September 24, 2005 13:12

I lub Melissa, her friends, and JJ!!!!!

Hahahaha. Ki siao already. I missed Pokemon 4 times in a row!!! Hahahaha! Woohoo~ I heard there are repeats everyday at 6pm, so I'm just gonna wait. xP

Oh yes. You know why I love Melissa and her friends so much?! Because her friends always attend that kind of autograph session which both Melissa and I wanted to go but couldn't (remember Initial D red carpet event?). Then her friends would come back with pictures(!!), videos(!!!) and Melissa would send them to me. They are all so nice to see and watch!!! HAHAHAHA!!! My friends just rock so much. Wooooooo~

And I must say I'm pretty impressed by JJ, because most of the time, when I like a singer, I was attracted by their boyish looks first. Like Yuki, Wilber, Nicky and er... Edison (his singing sucks). BUT JJ, HE BLOODY ROCK MY HOUSE DOWN!!!!! Woah woah woah. The first time I grew to like him was when I was watching the CH8 drama and the main theme song was Mu Nai Yi and ending theme was Yi Qian Nian Yi Hou. Hoho. Project Superstar made me crazy about him. Singapore is so proud of you - JJ wo zhi chi ni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^o^

Okok, enough talk. I let you see him and his pink panther, and also *GASPS!!* JUNYANG!!! Hahaha. The pictures ARE NOT MINE! I say first huh. So I'm just gonna put a few.

Buddy hug! ^o^

Woah. Nice right. Go crazy!!!

Life without school is great! Life without tutorials and projects to worry about is even better! Hahahaha.

I hope Monday neverrrrrrr comes.

 

Friday, September 23, 2005 18:36

笨死了!!!

I took a bus this afternoon, which needed a transfer of bus in order to reach my destination. This is usually very sickening because I ALWAYS fear missing that bus that brings me to my destination.

So, bloody heck, it happened to me today.

The traffic lights turned red and my bus stopped. After some time, this bus I was going to take turned in from the side towards the bus stop and my bus is still stuck behind that traffic light. I thought I was gonna miss that damn bus, and hell, if I miss that bus I was going to be late. The traffic light turned green (Yay!!!) after a few seconds and I thought I COULD catch that bus which was reaching the bus stop. So my bus was JUST behind the bus I was gonna take and the 2 of them reached the bus stop at the same time. I quickly jumped up from my seat and rushed to the exit. First time I was more gan chiong than an auntie... LOL! Then you know what the bloody fuck happened?

This stupid uncle bus driver was moving the bus forward and braking, and moving forward and braking and moving forward and braking, as if the bus wanted to fart but couldn't fart out. NABEH!!! The bus in front already opened its doors for the passengers to board and alight. WHAT THE BLOODY HECK IS THIS UNCLE TRYING TO DO HUH? I pressed the bell. He still doing the same shit over and over again. Then the bus in front LEFT. WAH KAO I WAS DAMN PISSED OFF ALREADY!!! I shouted at the top of my voice to the uncle, "OEI WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING?! THE BUS IN FRONT LEFT ALREADY!!!"

.........

Just kidding. I don't have the guts for that.

Anyway, I was really damn angry lor, so I stomped right up to the uncle and said this in mandarin.

UNCLE! Why you never open the doors? I missed my bus in front!!!

Then he looked at me like a BLUR DING DONG. Ding dong bell, pussy in the well... I stared back at him. He was still looking at me. 3 seconds.

ARGH!!!!! I gave out a damn loud uncle-you-are-hopeless sigh and walked away to alight the bus.

Wah kao, this uncle really the ultimate man. Was his brain lagging or was his brain lagging? Brake and brake but don't want to open the doors? I asked him a question and he don't want to answer? Hello, I know I'm a chio bu, but please answer my question??? No need to look at me like a blur fuck??? What the fuck is wrong with him??? SBS TRAIN YOUR DRIVERS LAH!!!!!!!! NABEH!

But then again, the bus came after 3 minutes, so I was quite lucky.

If this happens again, SBS gets a complaint letter from me. Holy crap.

***

I took NEL back and this young couple (around my age) boarded at Serangoon. The guy was saying how fucked up his hair was and the girl was saying he's stupid to go back to the same lousy auntie who cut his hair and then complain about her.

Guess what happened? Karma. She rubbed her eyes and her contact lens fell out.

Ah! My contact lens! Where is it?

There, it's on your face. *picks it up and gives it to the girl*

Girl tried to stick it back into her eye. So dirty and she dare to just put it back into her eye? Ewwww.

She tried and tried but the lens just didn't want to stay in her eye.

I think it's too dry. You got water?

Er, I told you to refill the bottle just now right? No water already.

Shit, then how?

Er... SALIVA?

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CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH THAT GUY?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I was trying so hard not to burse out laughing. Oh my bittergourd. I wanted to take my slipper and throw at his head for saying something so lame and stupid.

If you ever, EVER, spit saliva onto your contact lens, you probably have to visit the eye specialist the next day, because, if you're lucky, you'll have some fungi and bacteria happily partying on your cornea, or, if you're suay, your eyes will be so sore until you go blind. :)

Luckily, the girl not so stupid go and spit (OH GOODNESS!) into her lens. Hahahaha. I don't know what happened after that because I didn't want to stare at those 2 amusing little things if not I would die controlling my laughter. But I kept hearing her say "it's very pain it's very paaainnn!!!"

Oh poor girl. I hope your eye doesn't have any serious infection anytime soon.

Don't even rub your eyes hard when you're wearing contact lens. It's messy. And it's worse if you have such a lousy boyfriend like hers. Hur hur hur.

BY THE WAY HUH BOY BOY, THERE IS SUCH A WORD CALLED LOUSY TO DESCRIBE PEOPLE AS CANNOT MAKE IT. It doesn't only mean full of lice. Your GP teacher sucks. Donald Trump (your ou xiang leh!!!) used it to scold the 3 people in the board room all of you are lousy, all 3 of you are lousy.

lous·y
adj. lous·i·er, lous·i·est

1. Infested with lice.
2. Extremely contemptible; nasty: a lousy trick.
3. Very painful or unpleasant: a lousy headache.
4. Inferior or worthless: a lousy play.
5. Slang. Abundantly supplied: lousy with money.

There you go. Don't ever use back the same shit on me. THERE IS SUCH A WORD CALLED LOUSY TO DESCRIBE PEOPLE AS CANNOT MAKE IT, OKAYYYYY!!! You lousy!!!

 

Thursday, September 22, 2005 12:45

"PAPAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was eating lunch happily and my father was lying down talking to my mummy on the phone.

"OEI PAPAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Where did the sound come from?

Oh, bathroom. My brother!

"Papa, kor kor jiao ni leh." (Papa, kor kor calling you leh.)

He pauses the talk and walks to the bathroom. Its door was closed.

"What you want?!"

My brother shouted something I couldn't hear. Then my father walked away telling me, "aiyah bu yao guan ta lah." (aiyah let's not care about him.)

So I became a kpo naughty little bitch once again and asked, "what happened?"

He shouted, "CLOTHES!"

I replied, "how can you forget to bring clothes to the toilet?"

He said, "COCK-KROACH LAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! QUIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *sits down on the floor and hyperventilates*

I could hear that panic is his voice. But me very nice, go and nag at my father to go catch the roach.

"PAPA QUIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKK!!! OEEEEEIIIIIIII QUICCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Papa opened the door.

"THERE THERE IT'S THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Aiyah it's outside and you're inside (the partition for showering). You scared what?"

After my father caught it, he said this to me.

"Ta yao sign on air force, lian yi zhi zang lang ye pa. Sign shen me pi?" (He wants to sign on to the air force and he's afraid of a cockrach. Like that how to sign on?)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! He can sign on to catch cockraches on the plane and build up his guts.

What a pussy... cat. I think cats aren't even scared of cockroaches! LOL

Me scared of cockroaches too, but me is girl. Me scared. :(

 

Thursday, September 22, 2005 1:43

"I'm looking for, The Apprentice." *points at camera*

No wonder my boy wants to be the next apprentice.

Donald Trump (he says success breeds success - what wise words) is one hell of a big shot.

In one scene, he alights from his black TRUMP HELICOPTER saying, "this is the chance (for the apprentice) to work for me at a huge salary and learn something", and then after 3 steps, he steps into a black CAR after finishing it off with, "so that they too, can be a billionaire like me someday."

Doesn't it feel so shiok to call yourself a billionaire on national TV? And everyone wants to be like you? And he calls this job the dream job of a lifetime while a crowd of New Yorkers were cheer and clap for him the moment he steps out of his car. Oh my goodness. How great is that? That's like praising yourself to no ends. Damn bloody big shot.

He walks into the Trump Hotel and asked, "how's this year's progress?"

The person replied, "It's the best ever."

He said, "Well, it had better be the best ever. You hear me?"

And that person can only smile and nod her head.

Wah piang! Big shot big shot big shot!!! *shudders*

He's so rich, he could get a young hot chick to marry him.

He could tell his executive who is 10 years (?) older than him to shut up, and tell the loser team to get the hell out of here. Even after he says you're fired to a candidate, he or she would THANK HIM.

This is getting pretty sick. These filthy rich people are just so... full of power in everything they do. I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Tuesday, September 20, 2005 17:17

Scums of Earth.

Before I begin, I just want to say, I'VE GOT 4 ANNOYING ULCERS IN MY MOUTH!!!!!! ROOOOAAAAAAAR!!! >:O

Okay, we can start.

Let's put aside annoying little bengs riding on retardedly small bicycles shouting nabeh che*by* at taxi drivers (when they can't even hear since they are in the car), fat ass (literally) sticky loud-mouthed kiasu aunties pushing their way through to be the FIRST to board the LRT, the MRT, and the bus where most of the time they use baby prams to roll over people's fragile feet, and also, fucked up crazy neighbours upstairs who throw white bread spread with thick orange kaya into your kitchen's service balcony.

They are scums alright and we meet them thoughout our everyday lives. (Maybe not the neighbour part, I think my family is DAMN SUAY.)

I've just discovered another type of scums, to my horror, while surfing the net. I call them the FUCKTARDS OF ALL SCUMS.

I was doing my usual routine of popping by my brother's friend's webpage to read his blog entries, because I'm a kpo naughty little bitch who is interested in what my brother and his friends do outside and how they fool around outside late at night, and I'll report to mummy if they were up to no good. :) He really writes every single shit of what they did outside, complete with pictures, and it's damn amusing to read. But I must say my brother has been a good boy since he's pretty much hook onto his one love, the guitar, while his friends gets into car crashes and come out ALIVE (how unfortunate). He suddenly have a fetish for female guitarists who play fantastic guitar solos and this is his MSN nick.

Girls who play guitar are damn sexy... play me like how you play those strings.

KNN is that sick or what?

Anyway, back to those fucktards. I decided to click on some of the links there and I was brought to another blog. First entry I read, I was pretty shocked. Apparently this guy just turned 19 and his birthday present was a fuck, with NOT 1 girl, but 2. Threesome. He even posted a picture with ugly little love bites on his neck.

I said WTF, and I thought, well maybe he was drunk and didn't know what he was doing so I continued to read his rest of the entries to see if he was less of a fucker. Aparrently not. He is really a fucked up fucker who fucks around (I mean it literally) like a, I quote, horny rabbit, to boink all the horny female rabbits.

HELLO? EXCUSE ME? WHAT RABBITS? Lao niang is born in the rabbit year, don't fucking insult us.

Why don't he use DOGs instead? Saves him the trouble of typing female rabbits, since he can use BITCHES directly and the double meaning is just PERFECT, literally and figuratively.

He wrote about how he thinks he is so damn yandao, cool and charming but I think he's just so damned average, if not worse, what with all the irresponsible flings and casual fucks he indulge in.

He's a heartbreaker (his exgf damn poor thing), 2 timer, picks up girls at clubs (some are fucking married with husbands), and at the same time, he dates girls who have boyfriends, he sleeps with girls who have boyfriends (I wonder where's the dignity of those girls), he goes to their house to bonk them, he says those boyfriends who beg the girls to go back to them are losers because they should never beg (girls would lose respect for them), and he thinks the girls go back to their boyfriends only to comfort them because they are crying their eyeballs out, plus, he's only fucking 19 years old and he thinks what he's doing is so fucking cool. Egoistic piece of SHIT.

This kid has no moral values to start with. Where's the commitment, responsibility and sense of shame? Up his ass crack.

I thought this kind of things don't happen in Singapore? Even if they do, they don't happen to TEENAGERS? WTF? I am so damn disappointed with these fucked up poly kias (I'm not saying ALL OF THEM, just those minority who are indulging in those shitass crazy casual fucks). It's like any random poly kia that I come across are horny little... dogs who fuck around. (Remember Bastard #1?) They treat us as what only? Horny female rabbits? KNN, this kind of people should wake up one day to see their balls shrivelled up with fucking juicy nematodes eating up their manhood.

I just hope he doesn't come into my brother's clique of friends. That would be so..... !@!$#@&^%$* Oh and guess what? I just saw comments from my brother's friend saying he's a LUCKY BASTARD to have a threesome on his birthday night, and they are also planning a trip to redang to fuck around.

What. Fucktardsssss.

I can't believe some girls are so fucking stupid, unfaithful and irresponsible.

They should all get STDs.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 10:41

Programmed on repeat.

Was listening to Mayday's 牙关 on repeat (addicted to the song! WAhaha!) and I heard 2 very funny things.

1) I thought I heard my name in the song.

等着雨停的午后 -> 等着Yuting的午后

2) Ah Xin's pronounciation damn sucky.

如果你 爱过我 -> 如果你 爱火锅

I hope Pearl's enjoying the album right now. Faster return to me ok?! I miss them already!

Anyway, I missed Emmy's Awards. BOOZY. But I found some damn chio photos!

Wah kao! Marcia Cross' green gown is damn gorgeous or what?! Wedding gown also not so nice lah! Nabeh I want to wear!!! I bet it costs some $10,000. Bah.

That black one (Jennifer Love Hewitt?) is pretty cool too! But she had it with the wrong shoes, wrong hair and wrong make up. She should carry an lacey black umbrella instead of the purse/bag/whatever.

Like this!

 

Monday, September 19, 2005 0:31

Mid Autumn Festival.

Wonderful night under the moonlight. ^_~

 

Sunday, September 18, 2005 2:33

Nana dance makes people go bananas.

I clicked on a friend's name on Friendster to wish him Happy Birthday. He said this is my reward.

Wah lao eh. Dancing retard trying to act cute at the same time.

I felt a bit dizzy watching it. When the music kicked in, I went mad.

What kind of reward is that sia?

 

Saturday, September 17, 2005 11:43

编号2

If you don't already know, my favourite number is 2. By some awesome cosmic powers and timely coincidence, my favourite 五月天 - 知足 songs on both discs are track number 2! Wah kao! Siao bo?!

Here's one, the lyric's not bad, but the music is like PWOAR - it just blows me away. What more can I say? 怪兽 simply rocks.

词：阿信 曲：怪兽

放肆的尽情挥霍 那一年玩的多疯
你和我 站上全世界的最快乐 的巅峰

等着雨停的午后 你希望此刻永久
而现在 永久就是永久的牢笼 让我一直在等候

等待后面是等待 更沉默的等待 ..
然后咬紧了牙关 等待更多的等待

如果你 爱过我 你不会就这样走 就这样 丢下我 和那些天真承诺
如果我 再也不 不能再更多的承受 痛哭之后 却又咬紧牙关
继续漂流 继续等候

你最爱哪个歌手 最爱吃什么火锅
最爱把 小小的脸 轻轻的靠在 我胸口

　 这城市每个角落 回忆都霸占街头
　 我知道 你会想起雨停的时候 我知道你会回头

It's not the kind of headbang rock which makes you really really high and makes you want to grab my brother's guitar, smash it on his head and roar at him with your long hair stuck all over your face (kidding), but the really feeeeling kind of slow steady rock, with the drums kicking in with the guitars just at the perfect time, with perfect accent, in perfect harmony. The guitar intro and the solo just blowssss. And the drums! Oh! My! Bittergourd! (Sorry, sound a bit like orgasm hor?) Drum beats are the soul of the music. You might not notice it when it's there, but when it's gone, you feel a little something that's missing. You gotta listen to it to believe it. What are you waiting for?! Grab their CD NOW!!!!

I kept playing those 2 songs on repeat and my bro got a little pissed.

What the balls! Why you keep playing the same songs!

What the balls! You also what! Keep playing the Skid Row I'll Remember You!

What the balls! I need to practice what! Later got performance!

What the balls! You this kind of standard also can perform! I go book Indoor Stadium for my concert now!

What the balls...

Sometimes I wonder what's up with him and his ballssss (pun not intended). Actually just kidding lah, at least his guitar solo sounds like the one I hear on mp3, just that some running notes are a bit screwed. And one of the strings is a little flat. -______- What the balls, is he tone deaf?

You know these days my brain a bit ki siao. I did a lot of stupid things.

It started when I finished eating a cup of yoghurt (yummy, buy the meiji brand one) and I went to the kitchen to wash the spoon and throw the empty cup away. And so I did. POK! It fell into the bin. Then I was thinking, siao, why one light plastic cup can make so much noise. Then I turned on the tap to wash whatever I'm holding in my hand. Then I realised I was washing that damn cup, which means I threw my spoon in the bin!!!!!! WAH LAO EH! Got such thing or not?! Obviously got, 'cause I did it. -__________-"

For a few times when I take the elevator, I thought the buttons are spoilt 'cause they don't freaking light up when I press them. Once, I was taking it up to my home. Then I was pressing that damn button. Press press press, fucking don't want to light up. Then the door also never automatic close. Then you know what or not?! I was pressing the button to the 1st level when I'm on the 1st level. WHAT THE HELL RIGHT?! It happens when I'm coming down as well. Press the button of the level I was at. Siao.

I was surfing the net a while ago and I searched for Mayday. Then the page loaded out with the word Mayday on it. So I just stared at it, waiting for it to finish loading. I stared at it for about 3 mintues before realising that actually I'm supposed to click on the bloody link for the rest of the things I was looking for. -___________________-"

Sometimes when my boy print screen some shit on his mozilla firefox to see, I would open it up and realise I cannot close it. You know why? Because the image is a full window, which means the image has the minimise, maximise and exit button at the top right hand corner. Then I happily clicked on the 'X' on the image. Click click click. CANNOT CLOSE. OF COURSE LAH, CLICK ON THE WRONG CROSS WHAT! TSK. Stupid right?!!!

Wah lao, getting old and stupid. Did I say I hate being 18? Apart from being able to watch M-18 movies and getting the kick out of laughing at some of my friends who still can't, there's nothing fantasatic about being 18.

No, I don't do clubbing, so no big deal about being 18. In fact I think clubbing makes you age more, what with the smoke, alcohol and late nights. Hur hur hur.

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Saturday, September 17, 2005 1:11

One of the amazing things the English language can do.

 

Friday, September 16, 2005 22:15

My mother said

mushroom can grow mouldy. (I feel so stupiaks.)

Hahahahaha!

She said sometimes the fresh ones will have the whitish stuff growing on it, so she throw away.

Hahahahaha!

I think that's like so cute!

Fungi on a fungus.

=D

Machiam got tumour. Yucks to the core.

Read more about it here.

 

Friday, September 16, 2005 2:15

I'm wide awake.

And I suddenly have a question because I suddenly thought of tomorrow night's horror movie screening on Channel U, and because last week my boy came over to get scared with me watching Tales of 2 Sisters (again), and I cooked Myojo instant noodles with Shitake mushrooms for both of us to eat, and my wet hand reached into this whole plastic bag of Shitake mushrooms, and I tied up the plastic bag and dumped it into a fridge, I suddenly have a question.

I don't think you quite get what I was typing BUT LET'S JUST HECK IT.

Here's the million dollar question.

Does mushrooms become mouldy when they are wet, i.e does fungi grow on fungi under suitable conditions?

My gut feeling tells me that the answer is NO. Anyway I didn't hear my mother screaming about one whole packet of mushrooms growing mouldy (that would be really funny - big fungus infested with little fungi on top of it, ha ha ha.), so I think the answer is NO.

I just want to confirm. ;P

Maybe I should drop a question at Mark-Goh's-Bio-blog-for-queries, but bloody hell, I don't want to sign up for a blogger account.

What if he scold me?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ASKING ABOUT FUNGI GROWING ON FUNGUS WHEN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO STUDY THE LOCOMOTION OF FISH?

Hahahahaha. T_T Don't scold me, I will be very scareded.

Weh, Biodiversity got one topic called Fungi, okieeeeeee.

Oops, but that's Pennicilium.

Ai-yaiyaiyaiyai! (Power Rangers style)

Anyway, my fish is gone. :( How to study locomotion of fish?

,'( BAD PAPA, BAD! YOU GAVE OUR FISH AWAY!!!

Fucking lizards in my house are fucking noisy and I think they are fucking away right now, they horny pieces of cold slimy reptiles. CHOP AWAY THEIR TAILS THEN THEY KNOW AH!

 

Wednesday, September 14, 2005 17:39

I'm pretty much a pessimistic person.

I was lying on my bed, listening to Mayday's CD the 2nd time, and all these weird thoughts just flooded into me as Ah Xin's voice sunk into my brain.

I wonder if songwriters are depressed souls themselves. Isn't it just so tiring for them to write those songs? Not physically, but emotionally. I'm sure they either write those songs from personal experiences or from friends'. Won't they break down and cry halfway while writing them? I don't know, but I'll try it next time although I think I've never gone through much of life to be filled with so much of these intense emotions. But we'll see.

Mayday - they're amazing. Their music is of life, love, friendship, heartbreaks, sweet memories, rejections, failures. Their ballads are pretty sad, but ultimately those on life are optimistic in nature.

They say, we never seem to ever be contented, but we should be. Embrace life as it is, because it's beautiful.

They say, when things go wrong, we sulk, we whine, we hide in our own world and detach ourselves from the rest. But hey, the Earth doesn't stop spinning just for you. End your sorrows, because, well, everything will be alright, tomorrow will be fine.

They say, if the world turns its back on you, at least you know you have to power to dictate your own happiness. When the tide is low, it will definitely be back up again. Don't fret, let things go, it's no big deal.

They say, I want to fly, to leave this crazy world and please, don't hold me back. They made it sound so easy, what with the catchy drum beats and bright guitar strumming.

They say, I love you, but I don't know how to tell it to you. I'm talking to you on the phone, but do you know I'm crying silently as well? If the world is so big, why can't I find a spot to hide away from you. And if the world is so small, why can't you sense my love for you?

Out of 5, only 1 is sad. Hah. What a joke. I'm telling myself it's pretty absurd, and I realise what a pessimist I am.

It's never easy to be contented, if not the line the grass is always greener on the other side would not have surfaced.

It's never easy to face the world chin up when things go wrong and we never know if everything will be alright, tomorrow will be fine.

It's never easy to just let go of things because you can't say no big deal to everything in life. If we could, we wouldn't say life sucks, life's a bitch and life's hard.

It's never easy to escape, because things pull you back. Family, friends, relationships and commitments you have for them.

As much as I want to believe and be optimistic, I can't.

People say I'm funny, got sense of humour, haha, yuting you're hilarious and I'm thinking really meh? Maybe it's because I say shit, kanina, nabeh, cheebye, fuck you, I rock, you suck, ta ma de, ka na sai, simi sai, lan jiao, what the balls, go to hell and point middle finger. Because I say things out of the ordinary and they find me amusing. I say what I want, and I exeggerate things, therefore I'm funny. Sometimes I think they are laughing at me, or what? I remember complaining to my boy about how J1 orientation is so damn fucked up and sucky and I was just going on and on and on about the rubbish shit that is happening in my OG and my first 3moths CT. I was just cursing and swearing and describing things to him and he started laughing and told me that the things I say are very funny. Come to think of it, they are actually not funny, just that it's out of the ordinary, so you find it funny.

Seriously, I think I'm a pretty strong girl because I take a loooooong time to break down (my threshold lever quite high) and can hide my emotions pretty well. UNLESS I'm angry that is, I would show it to your face. But I hide it when I'm sad. I can laugh and joke and pretend nothing happened. Then I lie on bed and think, then I start crying. I don't like to cry in front of people unless I really can't control it and it's totally overwhelming the shit out of me, then yes I cry like HELL in front of people. The only person who knows most of my problems and let me cry at ease in front of him is probably my boy. Haha, not even my parents. 'Cause they don't like to see me cry. DUH. They think it's irritating. Wtf?

Maybe I'm just this sad human being afterall and I can't look on the bright side of life.

In life, we hope for the ideal, that is, hoping and wanting everything good.

We have to be a good son/daughter, student, sister/brother, lover, partner, parent, worker, friend. And why are we obliged to be good anyway? We do it because it's always for others.

People always tell me to do yourself a favour is to study hard. But I was thinking, yea right. It's not doing MYSELF a favour, but doing my parents a favour. I mean, they always tell us it's up to us if we want to get good grades or not because it's our future. Secretly inside their hearts, they are hoping you'd be successful enough to take care and provide for them when they grow old. You know parents, they never say what's in their hearts, unless again, when they are angry at you.

My boy once told me, it's hard to be an entreprenuer in Singapore because we are bounded by this thing called filial piety. We are scared of failures, yes, partly because we have our pride at stake, but we can't deny that we are so damn scared to death of becoming bankrupt till the point where we can't provide for our partners and our parents. People would start pointing fingers and say oh man this guy is bankrupt and now is mom has to work to give him money and earn for the house's expenses. We, as Asians are expected to return our parents the love, not only emotionally, but also material wise.

It's hard, you know. Come to think of it, I've never really done anything for myself before. Not as in bake a cake for myself or make a card for myself that kind of things. But those kinda things like live-your-own-life kind of things. My brother's really enjoying himself right now because he's this damn perfect case of living his own fucking life (and dragging other people down). I don't think I want to go into details because it just pisses me off.

Then, what about me? I think I'm another case of doing what my parents want. I chose JC, frankly speaking because of the school fees. My parents always tell me, poly school fees damn high. Then now I look back and think, GO UNI SCHOOL FEES EVEN HIGHER LAH WTF. It seems like everything I do, I think of my parent's financial status which is like, not very good. The only thing I've every done for myself is to take up piano, I guess. I wanted it and I got it and I'm happy with it.

Now if you ask me what I want to do, I WANT TO LEAVE SCHOOL, BRING MY BEAR AROUND EVERYWHERE I GO, PLAY MY PIANO, LEARN NEW INSTRUMENTS, PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO IT AND BE DAMN GOOD, HOPEFULLY PERFORM IN ESPLANADE CONCERT AND FORM MY OWN KICKASS BAND. You know, that kind of thing. The band thing seems a little far away so let's not talk about it. But all these, require MONEY. You're lucky if your parents are rich. But till you smell money, you gotta study hard and earn it next time. By then you're very very old.

They say live life for yourself because it's your life, I SAY BULLSHIT. (Bon Jovi, you're lame.) If it's my life I can jolly well quit school right now and do what I want to do and see if I can become successful out of luck (mopping around and hey! Bingo! I earn big bucks now!), because no worries - I only need to support myself in the future and if I die that's just my own fucking problem. However, that can't happen because we definitely do not just support ourselves in the future unless everyone else around you dies. And I'm definitely ain't a selfish piece of shit.

I'm starting to think I'm living my life for others.

Well, I'm just a pessimist, so don't take me so seriously.

This is getting very tiring. Bye bye.

 

Wednesday, September 14, 2005 13:27

Mayday I lub you!

They are so sweet. Mayday includes YOU leh! hehe.

Can't wait till Friday to get it. Hur hur hur. Maybe 'cause this morning I heard Wen Rou on the way to school, on 95.8FM! How rare is that?! :O

2 CDs + 1 AVCD. $18.90 lalala~ Didn't expect it to be so cheap. They have one which is $23.90 but I don't know what's the difference. I only saw some hard cover book inside which I think has a lot of their stupid pictures + 2 CDs. The pictures are probably gonna be on the web soon, sooooooooo... I rather spend lesser for 2CDs and 1 VCD. Hohoho.

Their music has improved so much since they first started out and you know why? Because they are JRock influenced! NO KIDDING MAN. Ah Xin said after they worked with Glay (Jrock band - their rock is quite mild though) sometime back, their music started to change... and it really sounds better! Got a little bit of JRock spirit inside, but still not there yet. I don't think they can match Dir en Grey's angst and sorrow, Miyavi's craziness, Gackt's heart-rending voice and Sugizo's damn feeeeling guitar solos - I can almost hear his guitar crying. (I kinda think A Xin vocals ain't that good and Guai shou/shi tou's live guitar solos really are -________-") Nevertheless, their lyrics capture me the most. It's like JRock in Mandarin (I don't know what I'm saying -_-). Cool right?!!? Right. It just boils down to JRock rocks lah. Haha.

It's been a while since I went Compass Point and some parts of it has changed. There's a Swensen's (WOOT!), some new snack stalls at the basement and new stalls at the food court. There are also some new lame clothes shops which have no business at all and their items are on sale. -_- Just open only, got sale? Doh.

I met my Piano Ensemble teacher there too. I was just walking and then suddenly I kept hearing "Hello! Hello! Hello!" Siao, hello singtel move to level one meh? Then I turned and saw her. What a surprise! Wahaha. She was with a kid who greeted me with "hello jie jie!" ^o^ She said my face got a lot of pimples, is it study until too stress? HUhhhhhhhhhh? I no stress also got pimples one, please. Hur hur. -.-

Then I saw my boy's mum at the food court. She looks kinda happy there, but I didn't call her 'cause I'm......very...... shy. Haha!

Am eating cai fan now, quite nice. Auntie so cute, give me 3 big pieces of meat (that's a lot) but only give 3 pieces of small toufu. -_- Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? I think she's the nicest auntie in food courts liao. Kept smiling at me. Maybe she tio 4D during the weekend or something hohoho.

Ok, I want to fall in love with Mayday's music liao. Bye bye!

 

Tuesday, September 13, 2005 18:51

Google Earth???

I don't know how to use that shit. I typed in according to their search format and they returned me "your search returned no fucking results". Nah, I added that fucking myself. So frustrating. They just refused to find Sengkang for me and I can't locate it myself because I don't fly in the sky and look downwards onto the roofs of buildings (which are all rectangles and look the same to me), so I can't recognise anything. They only have all the stupid ang moh states and cities, what the hell. Discriminate ah?!

I saw a lot of running tracks and swimming pools though. LOL Didn't know they were so many. But I can't seem to find the National Stadium... duh.

You know what's the most recognisable thing on it? It's ESPLANADE!!! (YAAYYY!) Hohoho! Esplanade rocks lah. It looks quite cool and very shiny. I can see the Parliament House as well, because it's this green round thing. But of course I can't see Sir Stamford Raffles. He's way too puny HAHAHA. Come to think of it, I can only locate the landmarks around Marina Bay. -_-

Here's Suntec City for you, with the famous Buddha Palm (or whatever shit you call it) holding the Fountain of Wealth.

Which building is supposed to be the thumb by the way?

Actually City Hall is not very central. Hur hur hur. It's like nearing the sea already.

I can't freaking find Orchard Road, or Ngee Ann City. My father also blur when I asked him to help me find. I really want to see how tombstone-like it can get from above.

The PSA is very evident as well, because it's just rectangles of containers all around.

Oh, take a look at Changi airport! It has like damn a lot of planes parked there. Big, medium, small - all got. So cool!

The ice cream cone (control centre) also dunnoe look like what from top view.

Aiyah I shall play next time. So complicated.

 

Saturday, September 10, 2005 19:03

Why am I so cute?

Wo bu zhi dao leh.

I know why I'm smelly, but I'm not telling you.

 

Friday, September 9, 2005 16:54

Bastard #3 kena bastardised.

=D

Hahahahaha!

I emailed the crew of xxxposed and they went to chat with him LOL ROFL LMAO.

Please do read their entries, it's damn funny.

I think he die die die this time. =D

Wah lao, feel like telling them about the TP guy also, that cheater buggy asshole. Shall see, next time.

 

Thursday, September 8, 2005 22:29

Nothingness.

I feel like writing something funny and CRAPPY (means anyhowly write until I song song) to cheer myself up. I like to laugh at myself. Ha Ha Ha. From morning till now, feeling like shit. Feeling suicidal and everything. Sent one dumb fuck message to my boy, but I think he's quite used to it already and he's fuck caring me. Please still consider it by the way.

Anyway, SCREW YOU MENSTRUATION. What's are those fucked up hormones called by the way? Progesterone, is it? FSH, is it? FUCK YOU ALL LAH. It's because of you hormones that I'm cursing so much today. Fuck fuck fuck fugg fark phark phuck. Fuck off as soon as possible I HATE TO BLEED and feel all PISSY MISSY and then other ppl get pissed off with me because I pissed them off because I'm pissed off myself. You know all these mood swings? ALL YOUR FAULT LAH HORMONES.

You know those damn conversations of the 3 Bastards is like making my typing here super duper laggy. I think I'll just transfer them somewhere else. Anyway the sight of those sick "are you horny" shit just makes me want to... don't know what.

My father's giving away our fishy who has lived with us for 1 year plus. It was about 10cm when it came to stay with us. Now it's huge and my dad refuses to take care of it anymore. He says very dirty, very troublesome.

He got his taxi driver friend to come take a look at fishy and he agreed to take care of it. Looks like it's goodbye for fishy. T_T

Yah, water very dirty. You know why? No, it doesn't shit a lot, but it's a damn guai lan fish.

It REFUSES to eat any fish food that touches one drop of water.

What the fuck right?

You know what it does? This guai lan fish only eats DRY FOOD, therefore it will JUMP out of the water to catch the food that my father throws in, with its mouth. Of course cannot catch everything loh, and summore all the water will splash out of the tank. Stupid fish. I PULL YOUR FAIL THEN U KNOW! The rest of the food that is immersed in water will be left there to disintegrate and rot, thus making the water dirty. :) Nice fishy. You rock. Come to think of it my pets are all WEIRD, meaning they do all sorts of stupid and abnormal things. Don't know why.

My dad suggested giving the tank away as well, but my brother said NO! I want to rear rabbit! :D! HAH! RABBITS! I LOVE!

My dad said NO HOR, SO DIRTY, DON'T WANT HOR.

Bro said, aiyah next month I giving ah mei 2 hamsters also. :D!!!

My dad said NO HOR, SO DIRTY, DON'T WANT HOR. NOBODY TAKE CARE HOR.

Bro said, Ah mei will take care mah.

My dad said, She cannot take care of herself, want to take care of hamsters?

Me -> :(

This is when my brother's FUCK CARE LAH attitude rocks. He just brings them home ANYWAY. :D!!! I swear to Guan Yin Ma I took care of them lor. Eat until so fat, piss so much, shit so much, that's why my father think I never clean the cage. I got lor, but they shit so fast. Blink one time eye got 10 lumps of feaces come out lor.

Yawns. Am feeling so fucking tired right now.

You know this morning my brother got hit by an egg in the head. Yeah one fucking stupid egg. Threw down by a fucktard and hit his head WHAM! My bro told me he thought he was gonna die (haha, chicken) because it was so fucking pain and he felt something streaming down his temple and he thought it was BLOOD. But actually it was only EGG YOLK!!! HUahuaAHuahuAHuaha. StupiD RiTeX? He called police and they are investigating. I hope so, because I see police car downstairs.

Sian, when I don't feel like chatting, ppl like to message me. What the hell right? -_-,,|,, KNS.

Actually, I almost got hit by 2 eggs last time. What, people hate we siblings izzit? It was around the same area but about 2 metres apart. I believe they are 2 different blocks but got same kind of retards living there. That night I was walking home from my Piano Lesson then I heard PIAK!!! I thought got bomb. Then PIAK 2nd time the egg splash beside my foot. CHEE BYE LAH. Tired of living izzit? I looked up but never really see the person's face. I went home and kao bei to my mother, but never call police. This time really call police, hope that fucker (or 2 fuckers) get(s) caught.

You know I never like to talk about studies here because NOBODY wants to read shitty things. In fact, I NEVER LIKED TALKING ABOUT STUDIES. So, people, please hor, want to talk about prelims with me can talk. BUT, don't keep using the word DIE. You know I feel like I'm fucking dead and you keep telling me DIE LA DIE LA, you really make me feel like jumping out of the window.

One line can make me smile.

FUCK PRELIMS!!!

I need help. I need someone to pinch and squeeze and scold and talk to. But that bear of mine just keeps smiling at me like he's living in heaven. WHAT THE FUCK?!!! This Sunday still need to go and celebrate my Ah Gong's bday. Wah lao, can I don't go?........ ZzZzz. Eat dinner only lah, missing me one person never mind hor?

Oh yah, The Tale of 2 Sisters screening on Channel U tomorrow night. Must watch it's very nice. But it depends if you can catch the gist of the whole story. If you can't, then you will think it sucks. Haha. If you can't get it come and ask me I can explain to you. But first, you must let me say this to you: Haha, loser.

OK IM JUST KIDDING. -_-

Well, I'm getting out of here. This is getting nowhere. Fucked up hormones.

 

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 18:20

A chat with horny bastards on IRC.

Saw this blog and decided to log onto IRC #teens. In just 20 minutes I got 5 incoming messages. I decided to ignore 2 of them. First 2 are just appetisers. Bastard #3 has the good stuff. Enjoy reading ah.

My lines are in pink and my nick was bl u r be r ry. By the way, no offence to MGS girls. :) I changed some stuff just in case they search until this site, then I -_-" I deleted my IRC after that cos I felt a bit scared. HAHA.

Bastard #1 click!

I decided to stop playing there since I got his Friendster account info. :D See it for yourself. Horny bastard, his girlfriend must be one poor girl.

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Bastard #2 click!

Seems like everybody getting Friendster account now. He's quite boring so I decided to ignore him too, because I was almost getting BASTARD #3's number.

Read on. :)

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Bastard #3 click!

Poof, I got disconnected there. I GOT HIS NUMBER SO....... HAHAHA =D! Who want to call him can call ah. Remember call between 12 to 1pm, use your name as F io n a and he's called Ed m u nd. Have fun.

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I just recieved my birthday card thru snail mail. Damn belated sia. :)

 

Tuesday, September 6, 2005 11:19

SIAO, my mother is weird.

She called home so many times just to ask me download song. FOR HER FRIEND. Li eh char bor kia si beh juey si gan hor?

And she asked me to download OPERAS also. WAH LAO EH.

She want to watch that kind of Operas that Mozart compose one huh, easier lor. Libraries confirm have. BUT SHE FUCKEN WANTS THAT KIND CHANG DA XI DAMN NOISY ONE.

Kaoz, I thought on Arts Central on Saturday afternoon sure have? Just record lah!

I am anti piracy one hor, you all better don't learn from my mother.

She said something that is damn piss me off.

Download Xiao Wei (fucking old song still dl ge pi!) then burn into a disc.

WTF, hello? One song burn into one CD-R is damn waste can?!

She always kb at my brother when he burn those ki siao noisy metal songs for his friends. Hello, at least he burns like 17 18 songs into one disc.

What sia, what is wrong with her? Whole day like to contradict herself really is KNN PISS ME OFF TO THE MAX LAH.

Anyway, I think Xiao Wei is such a sucky song. I don't care what fucking stars he gonna take down from the sky for her because it's just bullshit you can't touch stars unless they are the ones on the Singapore Flag. I have NO IDEA why people like my parents like that song so much.

Anyway I refused to burn it for her so I asked her to get her friend's MSN address for me so that I can send it over. I think they are like trying to figure out what the fuck is MSN now.

I tell you all ah, all those new techy stuff better don't teach your parents they will make you go mad. Now my mother is so into SMS-ing she SMSes me to ask me

Hv you taken your dinner? If too dry add water (she cooked porrige) Remember to eat hor!!!

She sent 2 summore.

Hello? I like don't check my handphone half the day, of course I won't see her messages. Then she come back and kb at me "OEI WHY NEVER REPLY MY MESSAGES?!" Can't she just CALL HOME if it's dinner time and I confirm plus chop at home? Anyway I wouldn't reply her cos I seldom reply OK messages, damn waste my free SMSes and she always tell me don't SMS too much so waste money. DUH.

Last night there was this stupid mosquito which flew right into my eye.

Wah lao, siao my eyes cannot sting one why the mosquito fly to my eye?!

Ta na li zhi dao? (How is it supposed to know??)

Wah piang, if you're a mosquito and you don't know which parts got nice blood to suck, you are really a noob mozzy. Might as well go toilet bowl and suck water lah!

Wah lao eh, she is damn ........... . . . ........ I can't find an appropriate adjective.

Aiyah ok lah, I feel better now.

By the way this is XXX's website. Nicely done up, nice selection of pictures (better than 8Days and newspapers), and there's this touching message left by his sister. Worth a visit.

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 1:22

We know how bad Hurricane Katrina is.

Some gross shit happened in Singapore as well and I believe it should be at the PSA. Crap, my uncle works at PSA. Oh my . . .. . ...

The operator of an Earth Moving Machine was crushed to death. He was in such an awkward position I have NO IDEA how he fell out of that damn machine.

The pictures are !@$@#^$* gory and disgusting. His brain is (I think; not gonna go confirm it T_T) spilled all over the floor. Half his face is gone, including the eyes, and I don't know what's left. I almost cried the shit out when I saw those photos, but all is fine now.

You're warned. Don't click on those thumbnails if you are the faint-hearted.

Hurricane Katrina

Earth moving machine loses balance and flips over

 

Monday, September 5, 2005 17:43

G is for guys; G is for gadgets.

I just read Ian's entry on his new addition of his magnificently beautiful, kawaii neh and ying nei 12″ Powerbook G4 to his family of metals and he seems so damnedddd happy about it - I feel loved. Anyway, did I say? I feel Loved!! =)

This is it lor.

What's up with you guysssssss ah?

I'm staring at you hor DERRICK CHUA.

Come to think of it, my boy is quite smart. He appease me first, then he irritate me, hoping that the irritation would be of a smaller magnitude.

Yesterday he came over to my house, walked into my room and gave me a present (well sort of). I bought from PC show, cover for your LCD monitor.Then he happily asked me to try it on the monitor. Ok it fits. Me happy. :)

Then he whipped out 2 rectangular things - 1 is his file, another is some blue thing which I never noticed. He placed them on my bed, and proceeded to ask me, nice or not the cover?

Not bad. I thought he was referring to that cover for my LCD monitor.

This one leh and he pats on this blue thing on my bed.

I thought IT MUST BE HIS NEW LAPPY LAH, so I just said NICE, if not he gonna start his not nice meh I think it's very nice leh campaign again if I say where got nice.

Guess how much I bought it for?

$5?

.... no lah, plus $30.

Siao, so ex! I thought it was some kind of cheap deal or what!

One of the last pieces in Harvey Norman leh.

Then he started to tell me how he got the Harvey Norman salesman to try out if his model of laptop can fit into the blue piece of protector and whether he should ask him to get a new piece for him.

Wah lao eh....... *Squeeze cheeks*

Then he whips out his black wireless mouse and asked nice?

It's nice, so I said it's nice. I even thought it looks cute because it feels furry and looks like a real mouse. So I said it's cute. Then he started to show me how it can shoot out this USB cable from somewhere within the mouse which I thought is very huh??? big deal.

Well, so I played with it, since it is wireless and all. I took it everywhere I went but soon he needed to use it after he switched on his lappy.

I show you pictures... which is just an excuse to ask the screen nice right...

Ok lah, I thought that he's being nice because he bothered to show me his new sweeties which he spent a bomb on. So I just say that everything is nice.

(Before I continue and I hope you are not sulking by now, when I said they are nice I meant it that they are nice lah k. Don't cry ah, I never lie to you. xP)

He's like being so gentle to every single piece of thing.

Everything also must protect!

Of course lah $2000+ leh!

What shit! NO WONDER SAY GOT FINANCIAL PROBLEM BUY CHEAPO WATCH FOR ME!!! Ask hamster bite you man!

Then the whole freaking day, he just stared at his lappy and don't know do what to it. UNTIL NIGHT. DAY TILL NIGHT HE JUST PLAYED WITH IT.

Then he whipped out his Song Ericsson I-forgot-what-model camera phone and started to press and say Seeeee I can use my phone to change powerpoint slides on the lappy. Can even move the mouse cursor and change the screen to black or to white.

I was watching TV and eating, so I just nodded my head and said some dumb comments to appease him.

Then he continued dunnoe doing what. Check forum. Check gmail. Check forum again. Should I buy this bag? It's a free gift when ppl buy Fujitsu Laptop and it costs $80 but now this guy selling it away.

So?

Maybe can get for $20 mah.

For what? You got bag already what.

This one got one more layer can protect my laptop mah.

... Too much money izzit? One layer protect not enough must one more layer outside?

Ok lah, don't buy lah don't buy lah.

Bet with you ah, next week he ask me again Should I buy?

Then he checked his Gmail again. SIAO, I see everything is blue, means all the mails are opened and checked. Then he was still sitting on the sofa, relaxing and fiddling with his wireless mouse beside him and say like that very song.

Then I was like don't know what is he doing lah, all mails check already he still stay at that page then his cursor move here and move there like looking for gold.

I can't stand it already I started to suan him until he don't dare to touch his mouse again.

One whole day stare at the laptop you buay sian ah? You never pei me nevermind. Read magazine I don't mind. But you stare at the laptop I mind.

Ok lah ok lah. I don't use ok. I where got never pei you? I got pei you mah.

Your email all check finish liao, what you still doing?

I just deleted my last few mails mah.

Then you tell me what are you going to do next? Tell me lah.

*laughs* ok lah ok lah. I pei you now ok.

I tell you ah, 1 word give you. SLAP!

One more time you come my house with all these rubbish I throw them out of my window.

This is not the worst yet. After that when he was going home and packing his stupid bag, I saw him whip out his PDA.

Oh my god! PDA!

Yah?

Bring laptop still bring PDA for what?!

Check appointments mah!

You got handphone, got laptop, still need PDA?!

PDA can check my appointments mah.

Cannot use handphone?

*excuse excuse which I cannot remember and don't want to remember*

What shit. I tell you, the next thing he's gonna get is a Digicam and I'm going to ki siao. He will start asking me SHOULD I BUY and NICE OR NOT when he already got a 2.0 megapixel camera phone.

But then again, after he reads this entry, I don't think he's gonna try his luck on me.

Anyway I thought you wanted to buy the Wonka sweets when you go PC show. End up never buy right? :(

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Monday, September 5, 2005 12:08

New lotus lamps for Guan Yin Ma.

The Goddess of Mercy. (click!)

Can you feel that aura?

My father and uncles worship Guan Yin Niang Niang a lot. They would consult those don't-know-what-people on the colour of Guan Yin Ma to buy, what colour clothes she should wear, how she is crafted and how to clean her. (with cotton wool and water, wipe left side of face 3 times, right side 3 times....) Because they said, it matters. (That's like the answer that does not answer a lot. -.-) My previous Guan Yin Ma (before I moved to SK) was white with white robe and was skinner. After we moved house, my father bought another Guan Yin Ma who is donned in Gold and not as skinny. Wah, really look like a Goddess and it feels different. Really hor, it matters.

Here's a story to share...

My uncle told us that the forehead of his Guan Yin Niang Niang cracked when there was an attempted burglary at his house.

His locks were obviously tampered but that bugger didn't manage to get into the house. What lousy burglar... =X But anyway he said that because his Guan Yin Niang Niang is facing directly at his big door (da men), she used her Guan Yin Ma powers to "chase" the thief away. She fought so hard (imagine just sitting there, closing your eyes and using your powers) until she got hurt rather badly, which explains the cracked forehead.

WOAHHH!!! You believe? I believe, but still, quite unbelievable right?!

2 things for sure, we feel safe with her around and everything seems so peaceful just looking at her. I hope next time she can fight off cockroaches for me? Hahaha. =D

Okay, joke. -_________-

 

Sunday, September 4, 2005 12:50

Why Singapore should not hold big scale talent search programmes.

1) They attract all sorts of funny people.

BLEAAAHH.

We thought Steven Lim is the most outrageous bizarre human being living on Earth, stripping off whatever he has to show off his now famous yellow underwear.

Pikachu: Pika! pika pi! pika pikaaaaaaaaaa chuuuuuuuu!!! (Oh no! That's an insult to my oh-so-cute yellow colour! *thundershocks*)

*Teeeeh* But we are wrong! We also had Banana Man! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phoooooneee.

Then there was an ah beng, who couldn't stop smiling after a wire went loose in his brain. (Before he joined Singapore Idol he was... so much better looking and cool. T_T)

After Taufik became the Singapore Idol, we thought all was fine. But holy broccoli! Look who comes along?

Mang Xia sia~!! (wah, rao kou ling. Xia sia xia sia.) Already said he's mang, how to be a xia? Go out fight sure loose. Even if he knows qing gong also sure bang into a tree in the jungle or bang into a mountain when he walking on water (shui shang piao LOL).

You know how sick those auditions were. We got some sick girl who claimed she looks like Janette Aw, this dancing auntie who made all ballerinas throw away all their ballet shoes, and a ru hua look a-like (I think she quite poor thing, kena suanned).

Mediacorp, get your sandwich at subway please.

2) Biasness

Even pokemons only like to hang out with their own kind.

Face it. Judges, hosts, producers - they are all human. Often that not, they would side a certain contestant.

Ken Lim particularly liked Maia Lee, and I don't want to know why. I think we all know it in our hearts. :)

Lee Wei Song wrote a song for Kelly, not to try to bring out her weaknesses, but instead to let her show off what she's got. Well but come to think of it, at least she HAS some things to show off. :)

Quan Yi Feng - 'nuff said. I have lost count of how many times she tried to tell us how sweet and thoughtful XXX is, calling producers to apologise for still staying in the competition bla bla bla bla.

Mediacorp, get your sandwich at subway please.

3) Because it's Singapore and some Singaporeans themselves, are weird people.

PIKA PI?! oh really?!

And because music is *cough* subjective, it is actually a very risky and dangerous thing to let the votes of the people decide the outcome.

Well, you don't see us voting wrongly (or is there no other choice in the first place? HAHA :D) when it comes to government elections. Singapore's government damn zai, and we voted for it. By now I think we did make a good choice.

But then when it comes to music... we can just say O MAI BITTERGOURD.

Because music is subjective and because some Singaporeans are weird and don't know music much themselves, they let their hearts lead the way. THEN they act as if they know a lot about music, BUT nobody can fault them really if their choice sucks balls, because music is *cough* subjective. How terrible. The worst possible outcome is when aunties decide to join in the fun. Happy new year to Singapore's music industry. We can all make new songs sound like oldies and be happy. Better still, we can all sing OLDIES like qi shi ni bu dong wo de xin during all these competition looking for modern day young stars with their own personality and style. How paradoxical. *rolls eyes out of sockets*

When I say let their hearts lead the way, I really mean they let their hearts lead the way. They see who is the most... deserving (read: cry the most), they vote. In this case, they suddenly become deaf like Beethoven, but the only difference is, Beethoven is GOD. He can make dead notes come alive.

You see why NKF gets so many calls and President's Star Charity get so few calls? Because NKF damn smart, play the videos got people cry and cry. Wah lao, damn gek xim, better call. In other words, auntie rules the voting department because they can all go wet markets and spread the word and nobody can say what lousy taste you have, because.... let's say it together - music is subjective! Yay. What a beautiful world this is.

By the way, JROCK FUCKING RULES SO ALL OF YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO THEM. Hey, you can't say my taste sucks because I would end up telling you, YOU'RE SO DAMN WRONG and of course, get your sandwich at Subway. *deadpans*

4) Well-known stars ain't champions in talent search programmes, or not even part of it.

Pi, pika-chuu. Ya lor, both of us also know.

JJ rocks, and he's from Huan Le Dian Feng. WHAT THE HELL? But he fucking rocks so wth. :) Love him! WOO!!

What happen to all the champions from Star Search? O_O By the way Joanne Peh is from Miss Singapore Universe (Screw star search, now change to what Star Idol. Change one word also song?) and didn't make it to the very end, but look at her now! Princess of Ads! My ou xiang leh! I love her!!! (I think Citigems has got nice jewellery by the way. Talk about ads and product placements... I'm a victim!!! AHHHHHHH!!!)

Ah Du, Sun Yan Zi, Joi Chua all don't know come from where but so popular now.

They are so big shot now they can tell you to get your sandwich at Subway!

You get the drift.

5) This is not a good way to boost Singapore's economy.

pika chu... pikapi! Yes or no... I choose yes!

We should have more Great Singapore Sales and midnight shopping. This is much more effective. Ask our PM Lee, he sure agree with me! HAHAHAHA! :D

Mediacorp, get your sandwich at Subway please.

Ok, I'm done. I know all these aren't gonna change anything because we are STILL gonna have a Campus Superstar (read: Yit Hann & Sitong :D) and SuperHost search. Mediacorp really should just choke on Subway sandwiches covered with lots and lots of BLACK PEPPER!!!

 

Saturday, September 3, 2005 14:06

Overslept.

My brother kiao me up this morning and said, "Don't want to watch pokemon meh?"

I grabbed my clock and checked the time,

Wah so late already!

Missed Pokemon today. *grabs knife and stabs heart*

T_T pika pi...

 

Friday, September 2, 2005 19:43

Aiyoh, enough lah!!!

Friday, September 2, 2005 1:21

For all to use. ^o^V

Her superstar journey has just started. Support Kelly Poon.

 

Thursday, September 1, 2005 22:52

Nabeh chao turtle!

Surprise surprise! My heart never stop beating!

Fuack sia.

My mother was still telling me, "wah lao vote 100 calls also cannot save Kelly."

YAH LAH DEH!!! My mother is so true man!

Next time Kelly's album sell better than Weilian, I laugh at him.

NENENENENE.

Tao yan si le.

Cry lah cry lah. Dunnoe why everyone crying sia.

Cry because Kelly is not Superstar? Wah lao, I see the TV interviews all think that Kelly is good, but why all never vote?!!!

Oei, YOU MEDIACORP SHIT HEADS!!! Next time hor, those interviews which show which contestant is more popular, PLEASE DON'T SHOW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! You know how most Singaporeans are fucked up and when they see someone is more popular, they don't vote. Then the ones supporting the less popular one will vote until their pants drop, teeth drop, hair drop, ears also drop. That's why they cannot hear how unpleasant Weilian sang that yi qian nian yi hou (one of my fav songs OMG!!! I almost died) with JJ. IT WAS SOOOOO BAD I SWITCHED MY TV TO CHANNEL 8 TO WATCH CHEN LI PING GET SCOLDED BY HER MOTHER-IN-LAW.

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR.

Get your sandwich at subway lah!!!!

LOL! I shall use this line next time when I'm du lan.

But now the best phrase to use is LAN LAN!!!

Kelly don't worry I sure buy your album next time!!! I hope you will become as big as Sun Yan Zi. =D We'll be soooo proud of you!!!

Dear Weilian (is this blue gay enough?),

I have no freeaaaking idea why Fang Zhong Hua always calls you THE MANG XIA. You're no Stevie Wonder. He rocks, you cry. Why must you cry? I know it's human nature to have emotions, but too much of it is really... x_X Wah lao, sorry ah, some people will start saying I damn insensitive or what lah, but I really BU DONG NI DE XIN LAH!

I don't understand YOU and YOUR FREAKING SUPPORTERS!!!!

I see next time how your supporters support you, those freaking blue angels. Next time they become blue black angels, cos Kelly's supporters gonna whack the hell out of them. HAHAHAHA! Scarly those aunties suddenly don't want to support you anymore, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AH!

I don't see how can someone like you be a superstar when you can only handle ONE KIND OF GENRE. I think my hamster can sing R&B better than you lah! I know it ain't your fault that you're born like this, but it's also because of your lack of eyesight that inhibits so much things a Superstar is supposed to do.

Autograph session - I applaud your effot in signing those CDs and posters, although it looks really crooked, but I pity your fans. They can't freaking interact with you!

Concerts - Oh boy, your supporters must have been praying day and night that you can see all the hard work they put into designing your posters and banners. Oh oh, scarly you wave wrong direction then HUR ERM..... they must be so disappointed. Anyway, how you dance ah? Step left, step right? Para para no longer popular now you know?

You can forget about going to Taiwan and on their variety shows. Imagine you go Shi Zi Lu Kou... sure lose T_T

After so much, you probably gonna end up like ou de yang, hiding behind a cartoon face. T_T WHY LIKE THAT?!!! Singapore's FIRST superstar!!! Wah laoooooooo........

Anyway, I know you freaking happy now ah, but most of the time THE RUNNER-UPS DO BETTER IN THE END! LOLLLLLLLL

1) Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken.

2) Taufik Bahtisah and Sylvester Sim.

3) Even Jay was 2nd in a singing competition when Jacky Wu picked him.

You still feel happy now?!

Hope you still do, 'cause you won't be feeling very happy next time when Kelly's album sales is better than yours. WOOT!

Take care ah.

P/s I think your head voice can suck my toes. Continue singing through your nose!!!

P/ss I want to poke poke poke you for spoiling Yi Qian Nian Yi Hou. JJ must have been traumatised by your rendition.

Signing off,
I-think-Kelly's-better-than-you

 

Thursday, September 1, 2005 13:47

JUE DUI SUPERSTAR, YOU NI JIU YOU TA!!!

KELLY, NI SHI WO DE SUPERSTARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *waves banner*

=D

No chance, didn't win tickets to the Indoor Stadium. Pui.

Tonight is the time to switch on my father's power amplifier and $300(0) (I can't remember the price) speakers and rock the house downnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!! WOO HOO!

Actually no, it's so that I can hear all mistakes made by Weilian and bitch about it later IF he ever becomes the Superstar. Hiak hiak hiak.

Although I felt a little sad seeing him cry on TV last night, I think that's just too bad for him. He has got his own problems, other people has got theirs, so it ain't gonna affect me except for..... AH, so now you know why all his fans are AUNTIES!

Wo shi jue dui zhi chi wei lian de, ta chang ge hen hao ting, hen gan dong, wo yi ding yong yuang zhi chi ta! *waves his single CD in the air like some patriotic piece of... fill in the blank* (I definitely support Weilian because I like the way he sings, and it touches my heart. I WILL SUPPORT HIM FOREVER!!!!)

Oei please lah auntie! Can you sompa to me that after he becomes the Superstar, you will CHIOOOONG into the nearest HMV (or others which distribute his albums) to grab his CD? I don't think so. You probably don't even know what is HMV HAHAHAHAHA!

Ok lah, maybe you know, but I think you'd rather trotter to the nearest wetmarket and bargain for the cheapest prawns, fish or vegetables. Aiyah liang kuai ban suan wo liang kuai lah. wu mao bu yong suan lah!!! (Aiyah, since it's $2.50, I pay you $2 lah. 50 cents never mind!)

LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!

Ok lah, joke.

Trust me lah, only siao lang like us young people will chiong all the way to support our idols. They might even think $19.90 (or more) for an album is WAH, ZHE YANG GUI AH! FEI YU QING DE BI JIAO PIAN YI LOR!!!

As much as they think we kids are san fen zhong re du, they are as well. But what's different is we support our idols till the very end!!! (I'm just wondering where did Bosson and Yuki went to?)