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Monday, October 31, 2005 12:11
Yucks.
I can't believe this is happening.
Luckily it's the same person.
Fans are getting pretty gross these days. Even though I really really love Miyavi a lot a lot, I prefer him fully clothed. Somehow it's better to stay that way. It's more endearing. Hahahaha.

You know, the brown rabbit is at it again. Hump hump humppety humping hump. The grey rabbit seemed irritated. Ran around the cage, thumped its hind legs, hopped over the brown rabbit and stared at it. (Did you know, rabbits do not look straight at things because there is a blind spot. So they have to turn sideways to have a clearer view, since their eyes are actually at the side!) Wahahahaha. So cute, just that it's a little corny. I lub looking at them just makes me so happyyyyy. ^o^ I think I'm starting to like animals more than humans.
You know, I don't know why Ellis said I'm dumb. Why am I dumb?? Dumb for choosing my boy? For writing that out? For what? -_- It takes a lot of courage to write that out, especially when I'm still attached to that boy of mine, whom I call a bastard sometimes. He might be pissed off at me for calling that girl a fucked up crazy person, but I don't really care because I'm pretty pissed off with him, like since last night.
For all you know, he might just think I'm such a bitch for bitching about his ex (and him). He always complained that I like to pinch him, poke him, beat him, pull his hair, scold vulgarities, squeeze his cheeks, act violent, squeeze my bear's head, and act like a stupid ah lian. FUCK YOU NOBODY SHOULD CALL ME A LIAN BECAUSE MY NAME ENDS WITH TING. Well, at least I don't force him to spend tons and tons of his money ON ME just within some fucking short period of time like, A MONTH. I'm NOTHING like his ex. She is like Celest Chong (I hate Celest Chong, just like how many other girls hate Celest Chong). Must be like a typical shu nu, with no personality whatsoever. He keeps saying I'm this I'm that I'm short-tempered I'm vulgar I'm easily pissed off I'm easily work up over every single piece of shit. Like as if, I'm nothing like a girl and nothing like a perfect girlfriend. Not happy? Take me as I am or just fuck off. WELL, nobody is fucking perfect like as if you are any perfect? I've always told you to............... WELL NEVERMIND I'M NOT GONNA EMBARASS YOU HERE AND BRUISE YOUR FUCKING BIG EGO. If you really want to know, I can like write one whole stupid list of things you did that pissed me off and stick it to your laptop since you're forever staring at your laptop then you'd probably be pissed off at me for dirtying your squeaky clean laptop screen or whatsoever but I don't give a bleeding damn.
You know, I'm still pretty pissed that he said I'm a MATERIALISTIC girl.
He said that because, I told him, if my auntie helps to find me a job in her office during my hols, I would by a packet of that earrings for her.
And he calls me materialistic. Piece of shit. I'm WILLING to work and he calls me MATERIALISTIC. What the fucking goddamn hell is wrong with his stupid brain?
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHICH PART OF ME IS MATERIALISTIC? You want an example of who's materialistic, just look at your fucked up ex. You call me materialistic? What the fucking rabbit bunny smelly feet. Fuck you understand (I know I don't have a penis so actually I can't fuck anyone, but still you don't have to roll your stupid eyes). I'm vulgar, so? Sue me.
FYI, I'm never pissed off over SMALL THINGS. When situation gets fucked up, when people like YOU gets fucked up and it fucks up my mood, I'm pissed. (Weijian is with Play Music and that's pretty fucked up.) I'm like so fucking pissed off now I think I can carry my sofa and throw it at anybody who comes and talk to me.BYE.

Sunday, October 30, 2005 23:25
MAY THE PAIN BE WITH YOU.
Sometimes I wonder why I bother to ask words of concern to people who don't really care if you asked or not.So yeah, screw it.

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Sunday, October 30, 2005 21:37
Talking about his Ex(es).
Before I start, I just want to say that my rabbits are squeaky clean now! Ahahahaha. My boy scooped water using their food bowl (after I washed and dried it and he wet it again!) and poured water over them. LOL! I wanted to wash their bunny feet as well because they are like literally soaked with shit and urine, so he poured water over the floor and let them hop over. BUT! They still prefered to run in the drain and get soaked with their shit and urine again. -_-"
They are on pretty good terms now, hopping together along the corridor (and shitting along the way). I just can't figure out why the grey rabbit like to lie on top of the grey rabbit. Then sometimes they get irritated with each other (or maybe they were irritated at me for staring) and thumped their stupid hind legs one after another. Damn syncronised I tell you.
I read this entry and I remembered the time (last year) I asked my boy about his ex. Before I start, I just want to say, I think he still likes that rich girl (his crush wor) in his JC class. Her birthdate IS some PIN number to his bank account or something. Like, whatever. *rolls eyes*Anyway.
A few things I gathered about his ex and I am gonna remember them for as long as I can. HOHO. Well, I'm a girl afterall.
1) She looks like Celest Chong and same age as him. (Wow.)
2) Lasted 2 months. (Ha ha ha.)
3) Met through IRC. (WTF)
4) Studied in Polytechnic.
5) Visited him in army camp. (STEADY LOR.)
6) Made him go shopping with her and made him pay for EVERYTHING she bought which balled up to $100+. (WOW. That guy must be STUPID. Oops.)
7) Temperamental. (Or rather, crazy.)
8) Made my boy stupid. (refer to point 6.)
9) Blinded my boy with her beauty. (refer to points 1 and 6.)
10) FUCKED UP. (Because I don't really like her for spending 100+ bucks of his in ONE shopping trip.)
Other that that, he tried to avoid talking about her, which got pretty irritating because he kept saying "AIYAH! SHE... AIYAH! Let's not talk about her." like as if that made any bleeding sense. She was afterall, someone he loved (if he ever did love her before - this I don't know), and I don't think anybody would hate or feel irritated by them. In fact, I think they would remember every single shit that they did together, like what day what time what place, they shared the same stupid straw in which branch of McDonald's or something stupid along that line. (YEAH I'M JEALOUS, CAN?)
When there were furthur probing, guys would usually say something like "I can't remembeeeerrrrr." I don't think my boy said that, or maybe I forgot. But he sure as hell gave vague answers.
I was pretty damn flabbergasted at his utter fucked up stupidity by paying for her 100+ bucks worth of shopping goods (maybe even got lingerie KNN) and I was thinking in my head that, how come I didn't hoot him jia jia lat and make him pay for my shopping trip? God damn it. See, I'm a nice girl. Of course I scolded him like "WAH LAO YOU FUCKING STUPID CAN OR NOT HUNDRED PLUS BUCKS YOU ALSO HAPPY HAPPY PAY!??!?!!" Then he admitted that he was young and blinded by love or something stupid along that line.YEAH BLINDED BY LOVE. If she loved you she wouldn't spend your money that way. And he was probably blinded by her love because she visited him in camp and we all know army guys are pretty much lonely and horny during that period. (In case you want to know, lonely + horny usually equates to stupidity.) When a girl visits them it's a damn fucking big deal and you can hao lian to your bunk mates. Li hai lor. Power lor. She really bloody scheming lor. Seriously, I want to know how she looks like. She reaaaaaally looks like Celest Chong? Or was he like LITERALLY BLIND? My boy said they didn't take any pictures (or maybe he's just hiding them). He saw her last year with another guy while we were at Suntec but woah, I didn't see her. KNN.
I wasn't that anal to keep digging information out of him since he looked pretty disgusted talking about her (or maybe he's just acting), so well, I think I'm not gonna start asking again in the future unless something happens (I don't know what), but I'm still gonna keep reminding him of that stupid 100+ bucks thrown into the drain.By the way guys, when your girlfriend asks about your ex(es), please just tell them. No point hiding, but, you gotta swear you love your girl with all your heart and soul, if not I tell you, WE WILL BOIL YOUR BALLS.

Saturday, October 29, 2005 20:31
Flightplan - a story well-told.
Whoever said Flightplan sucks should get blown up together Gene Carson.
IT ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Please do go and watch it and find out where Julia is. Was she dead? Was she missing? Did she jump off the plane? It's pretty damn exciting when the plane is pretty damn huge. The only advice I give you is not to harp on what would have happened in reality. We go to movies to get entertained and since it's based on a script, it would just go on as what the scriptwriter wants it to be. No point getting anal over this ain't logical bla bla bla. Those people are just stupid being so critical. There aren't really many loopholes if they paid attention to every single part of the movie, right from the beginning. They are just plain stupid saying it sucks. BLEAH.
Anyway that person being discriminated upon in the plane, he's an Arab. HAHAHAHA. Not a North Korean. What a bloody huge difference. North Koreans don't usually travel on airplanes too, since they are pretty much stuck in their own barren land. Oh, and the passengers were damn screamy AND sarcastic. Even the air stewardess (is there a plural for this word?) were goddamn sarcastic and it just got pretty annoying. I bought my rabbits new food which smells very nice and I feel like eating it up. :D I also bought them some new wooden toys to bite but they threw it aside. =(
Rabbits ah rabbits, you make me smile, you make me angry, you make me sad.What else you want?!!?!?!
Friday, October 28, 2005 22:06
WAH KAO WAH KAO WAH KAAAAOOOOO!
I don't understand old people lah. They are kan si lang lame can or not?
My uncle bought this bigass power camera which has don't know how many times power optical zoom then I don't know he buy for fuck one lah, whole day keep in his stupid cupboard don't want to use you know? Then it's like collecting shitloads of dust lah, and he still refuses to use it lah. Like kana keep to make it an antique or what.
And the best thing is, HE LIKES TO BORROW MY DIGICAM LAH!!!!
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTFWTFWTFWTFWTWFWFwfwetwefegkejhlaje;hrkqa[pu=-i3-56] [n.~!@##$%^&^**)(
So I asked my mother wtf he wants the camera for, not as if he doesn't have a camera, which in fact is better than mine and collecting dust in his home.She said, "He going overseas wor!"WAH KNS CAN?GO OVERSEAS NOT USE THAT KIND OF POWER POWER CAMERA ONE MEH? WHY COME AND BORROW MINE AH? MY CAM ONLY 3 TIMES OPTICAL ZOOM LEH!!!
Then I was like thinking he damn selfish one lor, go overseas don't want to bring his own camera, want to bring mine lor. What if lose it how ah? How ah how ah? He going to buy a new one for me or not ah? Wah lao eh.Wah tell you ah, then he got the cheek to ask for CHARGER also leh. WHAT SIA. LOW BATT THEN LOW BATT LORRRR YOU STILL DARE TO ASK FOR CHARGER SUMMORE IS GO OVERSEAS LATER HE PUT IN HOTEL FORGET TO TAKE THE HOW AH?
Wah piang, cannot cannot lah. I must go and write something to make him sign liao lah.He really grow old no gf start to ki siao already lor.
And I'm not happy lor I tell you.
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Friday, October 28, 2005 13:21
i Shuffle.
*GASPS* MY FRIEND SAID 8 DAYS GOT JUNYANG... TOPLESS!!!
No I didn't say that. (I'm sorry if you fell off your chair. But too bad, you already fell down :D) That's like the most bimbotic thing, ever, to say in anyone's lifetime. One of my friends said that to us (I'm not gonna say who because it's nothing to be proud of =X) and I shall presume that she went a bit sot in the brain at that point of time and not brand her a bimbo. Tell you something hor. I NO NEED PAY $2 TO BUY 8 DAYS ALSO CAN SEE JUNYANG'S TOPLESS PICTUREEEEEEEEEEE.Why?CAUSE I ROCCCCCKKKKKKKK. I steady pom bi bi one, you know or not?!Anyway, I very nice lah. I shall show you his topless picture, since I also got nothing to lose. Maybe a little bit of storage space in my bravehost account, but bravehost rocks as well, so it's ok.
HERE YOU GO!
Kelly caught my eyes first because she is soooooo pweeeeetyyyyyyy like a tweeeeeetyyyyyyy!!!! People say she looks like Fann Wong, and I like to call Fann Wong a Tweety Bird, so I think Kelly resembles Tweety a little? Anyway, her hair rocks, and yah, she's pretty and is prettier than Fann Wong.At that point of time, I was wondering WHO'S THAT ALIEN STANDING BESIDE HER??!!?!?!So I looked carefully and said "JUNYANG??!!"My mother said, "You dunnoe meh?"Of course I know. I just couldn't believe my eyes because he really looks like an alien.
He. Looks. Like. He. Doesn't. Have. A. NIPPLE.
It's pretty disturbing. Anyway, just in case you're thinking that EEEEEEEEEE YOU SO ER XIN GO STARE AT A GUY'S BREAST, excuse me, it's because I was reading the FLASH 'N' SPLASH! JUNYANG & KELLY then I see how come Junyang's chest like so damn weird like a chicken breast. The editor stupid lor. Go and put the words there, summore cover his nipple. HAHAHA. WAH LAO. CANNOTMAKEIT. Should choose another font what! Stupid. BTW I think he shouldn't be holding Kelly this way because another girl's (or many other girls) gonna be jealous.
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During GP lecture, Mr T mentioned about the Apple iPod.Not. Again. Can. People. Just. Stop. Talking. About. I. Pods. Please. =/My boy told me once and many other times (yawns) that Steve Jobs is a marketing guru. Nobody can deny that.When the new iPod came out (the one that can stream video - how many they want to make sia), I cannot stand it anymore so I asked my boy,
I saw the Zen Advertisement, not bad leh. Very colourful! Nowadays iPod only black and white like so duuuuuuuuhhhhhh. Why so few ppl buy Zen?
Because Steve Jobs is very smart. He managed to get many music companies together and compile their videos for people to download. Bla bla bla bla bla...
I couldn't remember his exact words, but the gist of it is that Steve Jobs managed to gather all these companies and make them contribute music videos like those lousy hiphop shit you see on MTV, drama serials like LOST, Desperate Housewives and godknowswhatdramas for people to download from the Apple website easily (but of course you have to pay but it makes the process so much easier). However, Creative doesn't have that simply because Sim Wong Hoo is a Singaporean. Not enough connections.So, Apple wins. WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO.Like, WTF.
Steve Jobs is smart, yes, but I prefer to call him a smart bastard. In a nice way, of course. :)
Mr T mentioned today that the reason why iPods are selling so well, is because of the way Apple sold their product. They sold it as a form of personality that you can buy off the shelf. He said, the iPod ad featured only black figures on top of neon coloured backgrounds, with only the iPod properly defined. Anyone can be that black figure and what determines your personality, ultimately, is the music you put into your iPod. If you own an iPod, it's as if you've created your own personality by downloading whatever crap songs into your iPod.
Right. Great ad, I must say. Struck the right chord of consumers. BUT, I think it's very sad for people to get "tricked" by them (if what Mr T says is really true).Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think most people these days are listening to the same type of music like NONONONOOOOOO DON'T PHUNK WITH MAH HEARTTTTT or F.I.R's shitty outdated songs or S.H.E's try-to-be-rock-but-not-rock songs or whatever kind of nonsense "cool kids" listen to. So, doesn't that mean that almost everyone around you has the same kind of personality as you, if you all so happen to listen to the same type of songs? What's even more fucked up is that, THEY OWN AN iPOD AS WELL. WOOHOOO! There goes your personality. What personality do you have when you are just replicas of everyone else?
GIVE ME A BREAK PLEASE YOU MORONS.
Nope, I don't own an iPod. I think it's a totally ridiculous waste of money because I know I don't need it (yes I'm very practical). I've never owned any mp3 players, discmans, walkmans, in my entire life. Call me a tortoise. I don't care. I bet you can't clean a rabbit cage and pacify MY rabbits. Neh neh ni boo boo.
Sure, you can argue with me that iPod or iPod nanos are damn chio and gives you da oomph. Sleek and shiny. Skinny. Even the screen is coloured (for nano & the new iPod)! It has damn wheel which is round but still looks so cool. It makes me look like a cool kid. Therefore I'm cool.
I tell you ah..... BULLSHIT YOU UNDERSTAND?
Most people are too eager to protect their iPod from scratches (it scratches real easily, FYI) or any form of impact so they would probably keep it in a leather pouch or stuff it in their pockets. People won't even know you own an iPod because they can only see your earphones. WAHAHAHAHA. So what if it's sleek and shiny, skinny, has a colourred screen and has a damn wheel which looks so cool? Nobody can see. (Unless you take it out and wave it around or sling it around your neck - just suggestions for you to hao lian. =D)
And I can assure you, NOBODY buys an iPod just for themselves to see. They want OTHER people to see as well, if not buy for fuck? :)
I feel that sound quality for mp3players is DA most important since its primary use is for listening to songs. I think Creative's sound quality is better that Apple's, no? (Too bad they lack in that marketing part.)Do iPods have that kind of sound quality that makes you go waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh and wah piang kana is like surround sound sia! From what I head, no it doesn't. I don't own an iPod, but I sure as hell have a personality. Yes I'm shamless, and because I'm shameless, I'm shameless enough to admit that I'm shameless. That's just my kickass personality. :)
My point is not to say that you can't own an mp3 player that starts with an 'i'. Sure you can! My point is, I think we should give other companies a chance as well. Creative's mp3 players are definitely of comparable standard as Apple's. Sim Wong Hoo would definitely not kick himself in the ass. What about SONY? Samsung? Olympus (haha bet you didn't know their mp3 players exist)? Aigo?
Okay, you know what I mean. Just in case any one of you owns an iPod or iPod nano and is hating me now, I know that I make perfect sense. If you stand strong in whatever belief you have for buying that iPod or iPod mini or iPod nano, and not let that damn plastic thing define what you are, you are still a person of personality, and also, quite willing to part with those few hundred bucks (respect for this). Cheers.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 17:52
With rights come responsibilities.
If you got the right to blog, be a responsible blogger.
The government do not set the law, the people do. They merely represent us.
Laws are dependent on people, and not authorities, because ultimately what we do, will shape the laws.
Just in case you think I'm trying to be smart, no I'm not. My GP teacher told us that and he's pretty good at saying all these stuff to make himself seem very very smart (and I think he is). He comes up with these fantastic stuff that no one else has ever thought of. And when you get these type of fantastic stuff from him, you also seem very very smart suddenly when you talk to your friends about it.By the way, my point is not about how to seem smart or whatsoever bullshit.
My point is, I don't bloody know what that claims-to-be-very-smart-herself-but-actually-is-not Xiaxue is doing. What the hell she wants to do huh? She knows herself that a lot of people reads her blog - she said it herself that Everyone's reading it. Then she goes off to sprout nonsense on controversial issues like you know what - I'm sick of even typing it out.I thought she claims to be very smart? How come she's not smart enough to realise that since SO MANY PEOPLE read her blog, AND that she is actually advertising some companies ON HER BLOG, THEREFORE she should not stomp (she really stomps it, baby) on dangerous grounds and write so much controversial nonsense? And she keeps on doing it and doing it and doing it. That doesn't sound like what a smart person would do.
It's like watching a drama in a virtual world. Everyone bitch slapping everyone. Her crazy fans calling people stupid and how stupid people annoys the hell out of them (like what she normally says) and others scolding her fans being childish and irrational like her bla bla bla. Then MALAYSIAN bloggers start to attack her as well. WTF.The Malaysian government argue with our government say want to build bridge and only bridge not a causeway if not we not happy don't give you water neh neh ni boo boo. Now Malaysian bloggers also want to argue with Singaporean bloggers say you talk so much nonsense I email your companies to complain about you see what you can do neh neh ni boo boo. Even the poor companies she endorses get into the drama, you see laaaaahhhhhh. I think they will be freaking shocked to suddenly see so many nuisance emails in a day some saying Xiaxue has a lousy personality and some of them saying she rocks.
Ok, now my point is, SHE is causing some pretty deep shit that is very difficult to clear up on the blogosphere.AND THAT SUCKS because remember WE shape the laws?If she goes on sprouting anymore nonsense irresponsibly, as is those who sprout nonsense racist/religious remarks, flame their teachers, flame their companies bla bla bla, I'm afraid blogs would have to self-destruct soon. Blogger, LiveJournal, Xanga, whatever whatever would just all die. Blogging would be like downloading songs - you can do it but don't get caught (my boy likes to say this).Maybe that's too extreme. Something milder. WHAT IF there comes these laws that restraint what we want to type:
CHAPTER XXXXI
TYPING OF UNSIGHTLY WORDS
10001. Whoever, by words intended to be read, or by signs, or by visible representations, makes or publishes any imputation concerning any words of vulgarities, is said, except in the cases hereinafter excepted, to be typing unsightly words.
(I know it sounds corny hur hur hur.)
OK GREAT. So next time we can't even type things like FU(K, K|\||\|, lunchbox, banana, raisin, andidunnoewhatlah because it would be by visible representations of typing unsightly words.
Schools will spot check if we write entries about them, like how they check if your skirt is too short.
We can't even say cats are noisy and they should stop mating because cats fanatics can sue you for discriminating cats.
We can't type this that this that this and that.
All thanks to those people who are abusing their rights to blog now. Sprouting nonsense like nobody's business and thinking you can get away with it by putting DISCLAIMERS in red and uploading PODCASTS with your sweet voice.
Disclaimers can't do SHIT. People can choose to ignore what you have written you also LL right? You think disclaimers are all-powerful and can act like God? CANNOT LAH............... wah lao. Stupid sia.
Aiyoh, I hope she can just stop it lor. Don't later blogging also got laws imposed liao lor.
P/s I really really seriously hope my rabbit doesn't get pregnant. If she does, you all can start booking for the babies. I might give you for FREEEEE.
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005 11:18
I finally figured everything out...
when I saw my brown rabbit humping my grey rabbit. Doesn't mean it's horny, it can attempt to bite my thumb. Stupid horny buck.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 13:45
I didn't turn on the electricity.
I still think my brown rabbit hates me. It stares at me with his dagger eyes and looks ready to thump its hind legs 100000000 times at me. (It's freaking scary by the way because it's damn LOUD.) It's as if I've been depriving it from mating with the grey rabbit. WHAT DID I DO? They have the whole night to do it while everyone else is sleeping. I like to look at them, pat them, but apparently it doesn't like me staring and patting (not petting - LOL). Brown rabbit, I tell you, if you don't like people to look at you and pat your or your buddy grey rabbit, then you better don't be a rabbit. Go and be a vegetable or something.
i a n. says:
step on the bunnies for me
HAHAHA. NO IAN, NO. Although sometimes I feel like doing it. =X
I was so bothered by the brown rabbit that, while toasting my bread today, I did not flick the switch on. So the toaster was like toasting itself or something. When the bell sounded, I went to take out my bread but I see how come the cheese still look the same - never melt?!! Then I realised because never turn on electricity lor. -_________-"
Aiyah, then I'm also still a bit upset that Kahlen didn't become the America's Next Top Model lor. I'm really pretty damn disappointed lor. I was crying lor, when I saw her cry. Her photos in the portfolio are really damn sweeeeee you know. Oh my. I think her portfolio is even better than Tyra Banks' AhahAhahAha. But her runway walk wasn't really that great... Naima really beat her hands down butts down hair down. Naima was STOMPING IT. Oh my. I've never seen that side of her AT ALL BEFORE. Kahlen was GOOD actually, but being good is not enough. Being the BETTER one is what matters. SiGHhhhhhhhhhh.
I just felt a little sad for her. She was great throughout the competition, or I think even the best, but it's that runway. That goddamn runway that made her lose.
Well, I still think the judges made the WRONG decision. Tyra Banks was obviously biased. She likes Naima more because KAHLEN HAS BETTER PHOTOS THAN TYRA HAHAHAHAA!!!
One thing for sure, Kahlen has a better proportioned body than Naima, so the clothes look better on her. Furthurmore, modelling is not ALL about runway. They don't stomp the runway any other day. You think what, designers so free got so many clothes to show off in one season meh? I think more often than not, they take PHOTOS that we see in magazines and advertisements. And anyway that's what they've been doing throughout the competition. Take photos photos photos photos. AND THE FINAL RESULT THEY BASED IT ON THE RUNWAY???????? This is NOT the Project Runway or whatever you call it. So, I don't freaking understand why they chose Naima. I know Janice was rooting for Kahlen but I don't know why that Tyra Banks is being such an ass.
Ah, whatever.I think Tyra Banks sucks lah. AhahAhaha. Who cares whether her boobs are real or not. I don't give a damn. Bah.



Monday, October 24, 2005 14:00
I take offense in that.
Today, I decided to go out for lunch because my brother made me get my ass out of the house to help him check something on the notice board downstairs. -.- So I thought I might as well just walk a few metres more to get myself lunch and maybe buy the rubber ball for my rabbits to play.Holy broccoli, the pet shop is closed! :( Poor rabbits.So after I grabbed lunch, I made my way home. I was walking walking walking... and I sensed someone tailing me. Chao turtle. So I looked down and I saw a pair of ladies' shoes. I don't think a lady is gonna rape me right? Under the hot afternoon sun?!! But still, I decided to try something. I walked faster, she walked faster. I slowed down, she slowed down. KNS WHAT SHE WANT?! Then after that she ran up to me.
XIAO JIE NI YOU TING GUO YI ZHONG PRODUCT JIAO -idunnoesimiahbunehnehshetalking- MAH? (Miss, have you heard of a product called idunnoesimiahbunehnehshetalking?)
Mei you. (No.) Ni you mei you yong facial products? (Do you use facial products?)Mei you. (No.)
Er... ni shi jia ting zhu fu hai shi xue sheng? (Er... are you a housewife or a student?)
......A housewife?.....
A HOUSEWIFE?!!?!?!!

FUCK YOU! :)
CHEEBYE LAH SIMI HOUSEWIFE?!! ME??! A HOUSEWIFE??!!!

Me a housewife?!!
DO I LOOK LIKE A FUACKING HOUSEWIFE??!!
(This picture taken a few months back when my fringe still rocks. T_T)
Even if I'm a housewife, I'd be a the hottest housewife in the entire universe.
(Now my hair fucking ugly. T_T I know I know, I'm just trying to act cute+act stupid in this photo.)
If I'm a housewife, she would be a bloody old hag.She's probably trying out her scare tactics again. Something like oh you look like a housewife. But after using my products you will look 16 again! FUCKING LAME LAH!Anyway, I gave her a YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD LOOK and walked away. She still got a cheek to ask me if she could give me her namecard.NO!! OF COURSE NOT! NO NO NO!!!!!
I hope she can't sell a single one of her products today. What a stupid auntie.

Sunday, October 23, 2005 23:11
JULIAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
JULIA WHERE ARE YOU????!!!?!!?!?!!
SMASH!BANG!SCREAM!SHATTER!SHOUT!ROARRRRRR!!!!
WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER??!?!!??!?!!! *STARES*
Let's just say I totally dig psychotic movies. I think they kick butts. And oh my, in a plane, with a crazy messy-haired but rather pretty Jodie Foster dashing and running and banging and shattering glasses all over the place. Screamy passengers. Fearful flight attendants. Stressed captain. Claustrophobia. Panic. Desperation. OOHhhHhh. Totally awesome.
That's Flightplan, by the way. And noooooooo I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT!!!!! But I wanna. I surfed IMDb and the reviews didn't seem good. Ah, maybe those people are just pure anal about thrillers. Usual stuff like crap storyline, lousy plot, makes no sense.
Well I say, all these thrillers usually don't need to make much sense - although it would be better if it does i.e. Sixth Sense - because people would all rush to watch it for the adrenaline rush and POOF! it would be one of the top in box office sales. :)
I just went to check out my rabbits because they were making a lot of noise and as usual, they were, and I think they still are, staring at the bicycle. -__________-" What is there to stare? Don't tell me got ghost. OooOhh. :) My boy shifted the cage around today so the width of the cage is facing the bicycle and the length of the cage is facing the staircase. And they would both rather squeeze together at the width of the cage and STARE at the bicycle. Oh boy, what is wrong with them man.
Ok, so where was I? Oh yea. Usually all these crazy thriller movies would have the best box office sales, because I think it's human nature to spend money and scare the shit out of themselves. People just keep going and going and going to such movies for the thrill and for the scare. Girls can hug their boyfriends and scream into their armpits, and boys can act macho and piss in their pants pacify their girlfriends. Great for movie dates (someone actually wrote this in their GP script.). Yea rite. Hur hur hur hur. I think the best movies to watch for a first date are COMEDIES! You can check out if he/she snorts while laughing, chuckle loudly, vibrates (that's me), HAHAHAHAHA, or just, have no bleeding sense of humour. If he/she has no sense of humour, my advice is to just ditch him/her. TRUST ME.
Right, let's continue.
Even if the movie really sucks, people would have already contributed to the box office sales. No amount of complaints of the movie sucked would bring it down. And if you keep telling people the movie really sucked but it's reaaaally scary, all the more people would go and watch it. And there it goes, number 1 box office sales. Ahahahaha. Same for horror flicks. Same old shit. Ju-on 1 & 2, Wishing Stairs, Tale of 2 Sisters, Dark Water Jap Version, Dark Water Western Version,The Ring Jap version 1,2,3,4,5,6,7889353andidunnoehowmanysequels, The Ring Western Version (can the ang mohs stop it already), The Others, The Phone, The Wig, The Maid, The Village, The bla bla bla bla bla.
So directors should just all make horror flicks and thrillers. Or not. No. Better don't, because if that day ever comes, it would really SUCK BIG TIME. The best is to have balance. Okay, I'm just talking a lot of shit here but I think Flightplan looks pretty good. Let's just hope it's not the case of the best scenes are all in the trailers again.
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You know I watched the Charity Fund-raising show for cancer patients a few hours ago, and I must say Play Music has got pretty damn good marketing skills. (Who says Universal is better? Damn you Kelly fans, for not voting for her. DAMN.)
So they let Ou De Yang (ODY) release an album, in cartoon face and all. Nice voice though, so he's pretty hot in asia. Suddenly one day, Play Music bombards TV stations with advertisements (they are damn good at this) of ODY meeting his fans IN FLESH. No more cartoon face. BUT REAL FACE WITH PORES AND OIL AND BLACKHEADS. Wah kao, exciting sia. BUY THE TICKETS AND YOU CAN SEE OU DE YANG AT THE PADANG!!! That, didn't work on me.
His tickets probably ain't selling well, so they forced ODY to go onto the Charity Show. BUT, heh heh, they damn smart. Make him sing behind a screen. Can see his feet and the outline of his body, but can't see everything! DAMNNNNN. Really is cheap thrill sia. I must say that really worked on me. NOW I REALLY WANT TO SEE HOW HE'S LIKE!!! If it works on me, it probably works on most of the people out there. LOL. Oh yea and ODY got the cheek to advertise his concert on a Charity Show. Bloody heck. I told you Play Music is damn good at this. DID I?? HUH??!! DID I??!?!?!!Then they made XXX (that visually-handicapped bugger) sing with him. Same company what. Wah kao. Advertise 2 of their artistes for free siaaaaaa. You see lah they smart or not??? Kelly fans (except me) really can go long pia lor!!! Simi runner up better, got Universal Music. Go drink your own piss lah.
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Aiyah I got no mood to write already. My brother's friends just PUT A SLIMY SNAIL IN THE CAGE and let my 2 rabbits out of the cage and I had to catch them back. Oh well at least they caught the brown one for me. But still, they are fucktards. Bah.
Don't rabbits ever need to sleep? I've never seen them sleeping before. I'm thinking of buying the alfafa hay we saw today since a particular website says hay is essential to a rabbit's good health, providing roughage which reduces the danger of hairballs and other blockages. And maybe a toy for them would be great so that they could just stop staring at that goddamn creepy bicycle.
READ THIS.
Is it okay that my rabbit is eating some of his or her droppings that look like little clusters of grapes?
Yes. This is called coprophagy (the eating of night droppings). This is perfectly normal, and the rabbit, without you knowing it, will eat most of this type of droppings. These night droppings help restore the good bacteria and some of the essential nutrients in the rabbit's system. Most of the time, the rabbit will eat this type of dropping directly from the rectum. Please don't try to stop your rabbit from doing this, as it is normal and important to the rabbit's proper nutrient balance.
Is it normal that they drink their own pee???? -______-
Oh yea I love my rabbits (but sometimes I really hate them).

Saturday, October 22, 2005 15:36
Naughty stinky rabbits.



Aiyoh. Damn tough to wash up the rabbits by myself. The cage was pretty damn DIRTY and SMELLY and HEAVY. My damn brother never ever kept his words. End up also I must take care of them... WTF. Yesterday, he said he was gonna clean them in the morning. But he didn't cos he needed to rush to work. So he said he's gonna clean them at night. BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN COME HOME!!! BLEAHHH!!! He come back later I sure kick his balls. The 2 of them were running/hopping all over the place while I was washing the cage and they even scared me to death twice by sneaking up to my legs. Siao, suddenly got some furry things come tickle me, damn scary sia. For some reason, the grey one likes to sniff my slippers and lick my ankle, and the brown one likes to have fun with the bicycle. -_-
I dunnoe why, but they both love the drain very much. Kept running to the small drain when it's so full of their own shit. WTF. Fucking dirty lor. Oh you know what? The grey rabbit drinks its own pee and the brown rabbit's pee. OMG. SICK. I gave it fresh water to drink and it went to drink urine. WAH KAO. Aiyah, but they're clean now and I'm tired and sweaty. Sometimes really don't know whether to love them or hate them.By the way my dad asked me to auction off the rabbits. Bah. ANYONE WANTS THE RABBITS OR ONE OF THEM, PLEASE EMAIL ME OR CONTACT ME VIA MSN OR HP. Thank you very much.
Yawns.

Friday, October 21, 2005 22:33
Na Buey... where got such thing.
I NEED TO BITCH.
Dearest Ah Yi,Me buy earrings not to give them away like some fucking charity organisation. Although it's one packet of about 6 pairs of plastic earrings for $1.50, I still don't want to give you. Yea I'm selfish ne ni ne ni boo booooooooooo. So sue me. I love them colours. Purple, White, Blue, Neon Yellow. I've got a pair of pink, but it's the o-k-a-y shade of pink that Miyavi wears, that doesn't make me go eeeeeeee.

I love whatever Miyavi wears. :)
Nevermind about the colours. I'm not SO PETTY. What I'm trying to say is:
1) I bought them with my own MONEHHHH. $$$$$$. You don't fucking exploit a student you understand?!!! You working already, spend your own money, durrrhhhh.
2) Show some respect. You asked my mother to come tell me "EH, AH YI ask you to give her some since you got a lot in one packet right? She said she WANTS this kind."OEI, YOU WANT THEN I GIVE YOU MEH??? YOU WANT YOU COME ASK YOURSELF. ASK NICELY. Although you are my elder, doesn't mean you don't show respect to your niece OKAY?!You come ask me nicely personally, I sure give you one pair. But I'll probably give you pink, or the extra pair of white, and I presume you would be nice to me and JUST STOP BRINGING YOUR SON TO OUR HOUSE TO CREATE HAVOC.
3) DID YOU KNOW??? Your son is a DEVIL in disguise. Your noisy kid always come my house and: a) throw balls all over the place (I suggest he throw his own balls, if you know what I mean) b) bang on my piano (!!! FUCKING HELL I STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH THEN U KNOW!!!)c) use my breasts (FLAT ALREADY LAH CHEEBYE!) as support for climbing up and down of ME (you don't fucking climb a human being and use breasts as support. It ain't rock climbing, and it's fucking painful) d) throw my soft toys at the TV and knock down my father's trophies on top of the TV (you think your son air bowling or what) e) roll around the floor (I accidentally step on him you better ask him don't cry)f) scream and shout and try to act like Grand-sucker-sazers (what fucked up show)g) drag the chair around and added one million scratches on the marble floor (did you pay for my marble floor?)You think your son very fucking cool is it? Why you just sit there and do nothing when he tearing my house down and molesting my beautiful breasts? Now you want to take my earrings. Why should I give you when your kid physically, mentally and emotionally abuses me and my family members? (My father gets headache when that nuisance comes over.)Go teach your kid what is called MANNERS. And you should learn what's RESPECT as well.ROAR!!!!!!!!!
I-don't-like-your-kid-and-you-wanting-my-earrings-for-free,
Yuting
Meanwhile, I'm gonna act blur until she asks for them personally. But I suggest she go get them herself.
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Friday, October 21, 2005 14:41
Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most.
The following in blue are to be said in Willy Wonka style.

That's on WhoLivesNearYou.com by the way. I couldn't reply them tho$e word$ in blue (LOL I wonder what would be their reactions :D :D :D - I know I'm damn GL) becau$e it require$ paying to u$e their $ervice$. BAH. What services? I don't believe in paying for such nonsense. Guys should just stop knowing girls online already. It ain't a cool thing to do now.By the way, I'm bringing my mother to PIERCE HER EARS later this evening. HAHAHAHAHA!!! (No, she hasn't had any piercings.) That must be something *new* for some of you. ROFL.

Thursday, October 20, 2005 22:23
Money give me.
Aiyah.Don't you just hate it when adults refuse to accept treats from each other?
They push the money, push here push there, you don't want to take, she don't want to take, then who take?
Give me lor.I put in bank, very safe.Oh my bittergourd. There they go again. Very noisy. Stop pushing already.
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Cooked by my boy.
My lunch today. Meatball (actually is just minced Airpork-the-smiling-pig meat) Spaghetti with some Lego brand gravy which I forgot the name. It has chicken bits, bacon bits, mushroom, wine and pickles.NICE LEH! ^0^
Wednesday, October 19, 2005 22:19
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY BITTERGOURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD I was Laughing Out Loud and trying not to fall off my chair when I read this:
That's some really awesome shit we have there. I think next time I no need to write already. Let my friends entertain you on the tagboard!!! Hahahahaha! xDTHAT just pretty much sums up how COCK UP our school is. WHO CARES IF EACH CHAIR IN THE LTs COSTS $209.60 (can't rem the exact amount. who knows?)?? THEY ARE ALL SPOILING OR ARE ALREADY SPOILT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
OH yes and those plants. They are all dying because apparently, we don't have enough bio teachers around in school to explain to the relevant authorities that plants DO NEED sunlight for PHOTOsynthesis (read: cyclic & non-cyclic PHOTOphosphorylation) in order to survive.About the gate, well, I'm pretty peeved by it and I think MOST people are. What to do?? LL lor! Good thing we're leaving soon!!! I'm not even going on to tell you about the MILLIPEDES (yucks!), CEILING LEAKAGES, the BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-RUN-AND-PRESS-TO-UNLOCK-THE-DOOR LTs, HIDING PASSAGEWAY LEADING TO GIRLS' TOILET FOR PEEPING TOMS, DYSFUNCTIONAL TOILETS etc etc etc. Spoilt taps, spoilt flush (sometimes can't even flush omg), spoilt LOCKS (people can see you pee half naked cos you can't lock your cubicle) yadayada blablablablabla. Now we all know where the money go to - WASTE.
We do have a totally awesome hall (it's air-conditioned) and i-space (study area with some really kewl name) though. They're probably the saving grace. I've kicked the library out of my awesome shit list a few months back because THE AIRCONS INSIDE LEAK WATER!!! You can see the water drip drip drip onto the carpet and into a bloody red pail right smack in the middle of the library. How pathetic is that?The building is only, what? Barely 2 years old?
If you think only the infrastructure has problems YOU ARE SO TOTALLY WRONG. The PEOPLE (staff or students or admin or all of the above mentioned - you go guess yourself) in there have got some serious problems as well BUT I BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING!!! Neh neh neh. Go guess yourself. Wahahaha! Which school? I'm not telling, just in case they come screw me up down left right upside down for DEFAMATION (defamation? what defamation when it's already... . . ... .?). I'm a totally responsible writer. :) For those people who know, you can laugh along. HOHOHO! For those people who don't know, well I'm not gonna tell you unless you ask me personally, or I won't even tell you - depends on my mood. LMAOROFL.By the way Ian, I'm not sure if you can pull off an M-18 pose. Probably the most you can go is... G. NEMOOO AMENAMENEMANEEEEEEE LOL!
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 17:56
Rain and Tears.
Another awesome heart-rending flash animation by Kokoro. T_TI don't know why all of their flash animation have to end on a sad note.Maybe it's because depressing stuff would make a deeper impression on people.
I'm just thankful I didn't meet my boy on a rainy day. Heh. We met on a damn bright and hot day in fact. Wahahaha.Does that even mean anything? Hmm...
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 2:17
Our National Anthem.
What's the point of attending school early every morning for flag raising and national anthem singing, when in the end, such things happen...
Me: What's the title of our National Anthem?
Boy: Mari Kita lor!
Me: WRONG!!!!!
Boy: HUH???
Me: WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!
Boy: Wrong meh???
Me: It's Majulah Singapura!!!!!!
Boy: HAHAHAHAHA! Ya hor.
Add 2 more years of army life as well.Tsk tsk tsk.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005 21:58
Respect.
NOISY SCREAMY KIDS ARE ANNOYING, NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE. This guy says it all. Annoying kids please just get out of my sight and vapourise from the surface of the Earth.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 13:25
Toilets for the Disabled.
I was listening to Xiaxue's podcast on her views about toilets for the handicapped (I think handicap toilet sounds weird - machiam the toilet lost its arm or legs when it doesn't have any limbs in the first place ROFL) and I also want to say something.
If you're wondering, oh yes I do visit her blog and I'm visiting it even more these days because her new layout is just so wah wah wah hen mei leh! I had always wanted to make my website like that (of course not with my picture big big at the top) but me ain't no know how to use flash. :( I might though, one day. ^o^
Anyway I think people should stop calling her that bitch ah or that slut! because it ain't making the birds sing merrier, the flowers bloom faster, the grass grow greener or the water cleaner so that we no need waste so much money on NeWater bla bla bla - you get my point. So just stop it. It's already hard to accept the fact that ONE PERSON hates you. What's more when there are so much more people out there, whom you don't even know, calling you a bitch and a slut. I mean you call people tuna fish at least not so hurting (oops, hur hur hur) but call people slut really damn overboard lah. I don't think she's such a detestable person if not she wouldn't have any friends to start with and from the looks of it, she's got some pretty loyal friends, which I don't know if I even have any, especially after that BLAHHHHHHHH incident recently.
Back to the point. Toilets for the disabled (TFTD). Let's just say my school is pretty handicapped friendly. We've got lifts, TFTDs, slopes replacing staircases and bla bla bla. Well I mean my school claims from DAY ONE I STEP INTO IT that it has a caring culture yada yada teachers are very kind bla bla bla. That kind of... things. (I better mind my words here later kena suspended HAHAHAHA!) So, my friends who know what school I'm in or are also my schoolmates, quickly grab a teacher with a car NOW, if you are prone to oversleep or forget things, because they can race to your house to pick you up and send you to school just in time for your A level paper. Woohoo, caring culture, I so love it.By the way, what's so lame about my school's structure is that, there is a classroom block (rectangular and very long) and a drum (because it's round, duh) block. At the drum block, there ain't got toilets for us non-disabled students like us. We only have toilets for the STAFF and for the DISABLED. YOU SEE LAH. WHAT IS THIS? We are not the school for the disabled. How come in the drum block we ain't got toilets for non-disabled students? What sia what is this?!
Just because we can walk, so you make us walk alllll the way to the classroom block huh??? And summore the nearest toilet to the drum block has only 2 cubicles. NABEH! The queue always so freaking long! Bladder will burse you understand?! The best thing is ah, those cleaning staff and teachers are soooooo geh gao with us. They will chase the non-disabled people out of the TFTD when they see us. They said nononononono cannot use *shakes head*. So they build the TFTDs just to flaunt their money izzit? SIMI *** ****!!! So much money hor, don't always during assembly come and tell us this month the PUB bill how much how expensive lor!!! (We even know how much each chair in the LT costs. HUR HUR HUR.) I, myself, DID NOT see any schoolmates of mine travelling around in a wheelchair before. Only a few times I see some students in clutches. So, the toilets for the handicapped for what one?! Sometimes the queue in our toilets damn long, so we used the TFTD, got wrong meh? Efficiency you know. Don't later complain we late for lectures because we die die cannot use the TFTD! WTF.
I remember once, Pearl needed to wash her hand, and you guessed it right, we were at the drum block. We can't use toilet for the staff because we prolly get screwed by them and there are lots of staff in school anyway, so there's a higher probability that they might need it. So the next best option is to use the TFTD, because we ain't see no handicapped students for a long long time!!!SO there she goes, flicked the light on, opened the door, walked into it, about to open the tap when a teacher came around.
NOnonononono, no, girl, no, out out out.
Didn't even want to let her explain. HELLO WASH HAND ONLY CAN DIE ISSIT? The water won't solidify to become gold you know? Costs the same price as the water in the usual toilets you know? Summore all count under the same PUB bill you know? GEH GAO SIMI LAH?!
I don't understand lah.
I mean, there's seriously NOTHING wrong with using toilets for disabled when we are pretty sure that there ain't no handicaps around our school, which is a good thing. We don't go around hoping people become disabled right? *rolls eyes* So to avoid time wastage, we use it. Better than to leave it there and let the sinks and toilet bowl collect dust. Summore the auntie always go and clean it when people rarely use it. DUHhhhhh. Not waste money then is what? Really is a bit like the Buangkok station being a white elephant.
GO LONG PIA LAH. Simi caring culture. We burse bladder than you know ah ah ah!But you know as for XX's case, she talked about the public TFTD. That one I have got nothing to say lah. Because you never know if any disabled person comes along, right? So better don't use it, unless you are in a very ulu place. Hur hur hur.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 1:55
Luo Zhi Xiang totally blasted himself.
I was just telling my boy earlier the night that Luo Zhi Xiang is my idol.
I hate to eat my words. -______-"
His pitching was just so dammmn jia lat during his live singing on 100% Entertainment. I suggest he stop picking those songs with sudden leaps in pitches because he totally suck at it. Flat flat flat flat flat all the way!!! Oh my goodness. I could feel him trying to squeeze those notes out and you bet, I was frowning throughout his performance. One of the worst things to do on live shows is to show that you are nervous. Don't ever, EVAR, show that you are nervous. Your fans (well, maybe not all) will lose all respect for you. Even if you really are nervous, pretend that you are damn zai. I'm good at it, the pretending that is, what with my chao bin and all. HOHOHO! ^o^
I mean it's damn cool to tell everyone watching the show that I'm soooooooo nervous right now!!!! *pulls hair pulls ear pulls other people's hair* and then you kick ass at the end of it. Finish your performance swee swee stead steady no sweat. Then everyone will think that, WAHHH HE SO NERVOUS BUT STILL SO ZAI!!! WAH WAH WAHHH!!!! BUT what did he do?! He was sighing, heaving out loud breathes of air and turning his face away from the camera while he was about to start singing after he finished playing the piano intro to his song,灰色空间. 自弹自唱 not like that one ok?! MUST STEADY ONE!!! MUST LOOK LIKE A PROOOOOOO!!!!!! Not to mention his fingers look pretty stiff and ugly. If he wasn't playing on the electric keyboard, I think the sound would have been like crap. Yikes!
Worse thing is, my favourite song by him, 恋爱达人, was totally blasted as well. 小S wasn't there, so he assigned a fan of his to sing the duet with him. BLOODY HECK HER SINGING WAS LIKE CRAP!!! I CAN SING 10000000 TIMES BETTER THAN HER OH MY BITTERGOURD!!!! SHE TOTALLY RUINED THE SONGGGG!!!!! ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS AS WELL!!! =(
Oh well, but I must say he can really dance well. Really powerrr to the max plus very very suave. WOOHOO. You know nowadays those singers really like to dress a bright coloured singlet inside and wear a black coat over it without buttoning. Totally cool sia. *_* 迷倒小妹妹 worrr!!! I can't say he ain't my idol anymore, but maybe less of it now. I'd rather see him host than see him sing. AND I THOUGHT HE SOUNDED GOOD ON CD!!! Now you know, all recordings ain't letting you hear the real stuff. Just like F.I.R - Fakos In Reality (what irony hur hur hur). You never know who's playing their guitar parts and keyboard sections during their recordings. Their live performances totally suck balls. I can confidently tell you the guitarist fake out all his strummings and guitar solos. No doubt about it. Prove me wrong neh neh ni boo boo!!! xP Oh but one of his piano solos was real lah, just to give him credits. *roollllss eyesssS* Looks like Luo Zhi Xiang is another sad case like Wilber Pan. I'm so totally disgusted at their inability to pitch well. Bah. Even Jacky Wu and Kang Kang is better than them at that! Hahahahaha! Just to mention though, Yang Cheng Ling's singing is daaaaaamnnnnn GOOD! She can hit those high notes really well and her tone colour is superb! She's not just a pretty face, alright. Respect. :)
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My boy asked me something today.
Boy: My hair nice or not?
Me: ????? O.O????? *looks at his hair*
*silence*
Me: You cut your hair ah?
Boy: Yah lah! Can't tell the difference meh?!
Me: No. It looks neater but I thought you put clay on it or something.
HA HA HA HA HA! This is the bloody first time I couldn't spot a difference on somebody. Usually I can, because I've got sharp eyes! (I've got sharp ears as well, like LABBITS! Hur hur hur. By the way my rabbits didn't want to eat the food I bought for them! I'm so ANGRY!!! They so choosy for what sia!!! Let them starve to death then they know. Hmph.)Apparently he told the stylist to trim his hair and make it thinner because he wanted to leave it long. xP Tell you something, your hair gonna grow long to look like Luo Zhi Xiang's hair!!! Hur hur hur hur. Which is, very very nice. :D!You don't be jealous ah! Because when I saw his hair, I thought of you! Don't kao bei me ahhhhh.*covers ears* x|
Monday, October 17, 2005 19:35
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so hungry!!!!!!!!! From morning till now, I've only ate half a slice of marble cake (I don't know why my mother got a habit to break off half a slice to eat - might as well eat the whole piece right!!!), 2 red bean paste bread, a few mouths of Pokka Green Tea, 1 mouth of water cooler drink and 1 cup of water. I am going to dieeeeeeeee.... . .. . ...... . .......... .. . .. .
I asked my boy to eat dinner with me and he just finished his project meeting a few minutes ago, which means he's still at clementi (he N-U-freaking-S undergrad mah!) and needs 1 hour to reach Compass Point. Shouldn't have called him to eat dinner with me DAMN!!! =X My rabbits are also going to die soon because I have run out of their food. So I need to hurry up go and buy their food later and pia back home to feed them!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! How how how how howhowhowhow we are all hungry all 3 rabbits are hungrrrrrrry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=(
You know ah, I forgot to bring my bottle of water to school this afternoon, so I bought a bottle of Pokka Green Tea from the Interchange. It only costs $1, whereas school sells it for $1.20!!! Cheat moneyyyy!!!!! HOr hor hor I complain to MOE!!!!Anyway, I went to take my Math Mock Exam (which is damn lame because not enough seats and not enough question paper) and I bloody left the bottle of green tea in the LT!!! OMGGGGG WHY AM I ALWAYS LEAVING BOTTLES IN THE LTs!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!! WHY LIKE THAT?!!!?!??!!!!!!! It's damn dui lor, when I only drank like 2 to 3 small mouths of it. Kaoz. Irritating leh. NABEH NABEH!!!
(I was hoping I would feel less hungry typing all these crap but it ain't working.)
Oh ya, got some pictures to show you all.PORNO PICS. EXCITED?!!!Yea right.Same old words from me. You want porno pics you lock yourself in the room, strip naked, take your camera and start snapping away. *LOL*OKAY PICTURESSS!!!!

They usually lay next to each other but they didn't want to that day. =( And you see the bowl of toppled food? It's because the brown rabbit didn't want to share with the grey rabbit. =(Well they patched up already. At least they are cuddling next to each other now.My boy went to watch Beyond concert 2 days ago, and he couldn't sleep that night. Where got such thing one?!! *LOL* He said he was too high... and from the videos he took using my digicam, I must say it looked pretty good.

Realise I didn't put Genesis of Mind on the picture, because by right those pictures don't belong to me (though shot with my digicam =D), they belong to my boy. So don't steal ok. Anyway I purposely make so small, don't think you all want to steal also HAHAHAHA!!! Unless you are a lame ass. Doh.
Okay I got to go!!! EAT EAT EAT!!!

Sunday, October 16, 2005 23:21
OH.
MY.
BITTERGOURD.My boy told my parents that I'm crazy, so they are sending me to the one and only hospital in Singapore that has a wooden bridge. My mother said there ain't got Internet connection and I most probably can't type as well because my arms are gonna be tied up and I'll probably be banging my head on the cushioned walls like crazy, like, literally crazy, so, sayooonaraaa until I recover from my mental illness.I hope I recover in time to watch Mayday live. Please pray for me.


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