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Saturday, November 26, 2005 17:11

MOVED!

Genesis of Mind has moved again. To a better, neater place.

http://genesisofmind.wordpress.com

I will finally have PERMALINKS!!! WOOHOO! LOL. No more DreamWeaver. xP

Please change or links and bookmarks.

Thank you very much.

 

Friday, November 25, 2005 22:20

One, two, three, four, five, and a fucking six.

(Spoilers. Continue reading if you want.)

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6 names mentioned.

We are the ones that dwelt within!!

I am the one who dwelt within CAIN!
I am the one who dwelt within NERO!
I once dwelt within JUDAS!
And I was with LEGION!
I am BELIAL!
and i am LUCIFER the devil-in-flesh!

5 bleeding fingers.

4 people in with Emily, in her bedroom.

3 fucking am.

2 hour movie.

1 very scared me.

The Exorcism of Emily Rose.

Very fucking scary!!! >_<!

 

Thursday, November 24, 2005 11:28

Peeling off the Label.

I don't know why the hell I'm here when I'm supposed to meet my girlfriends at 12noon, Somerset. And I still have one bowl of Myojo Chicken Abalone Instant Noodles to eat, which I had initially forgotten to add in the seasoning and started eating it. ROFLMAO.

Yawns. I'm so tired. -.-ZzZz

Oh yes, today is the day to say "GOOD RIDDANCE TO A LEVELS 2005!!!!" :D

We still can't say "good riddance to A Levels" only, since MOE hasn't said it yet, so the 2005 is there. -_- Ya ya, lame, I know.

So we were made to peel off that stupid label on the table, like, huh? -_____- And that tuna fish in front of me was so engrossed into peeling that damn label that she totally ignored me when I banged that stack of question papers and unused papers onto the back of her chair. Tuna Fish indeed. No water become retarded. WTF.

Yeah anyway it feels great to not care about school stuff anymore. I feel like I've tried my best and done my best (although sometimes the time factor is being a bitch during exams) and I hope my best is good enough to compete amongst the other bests. I'm just gonna take whatever results I get and of course, no regrets. Afterall, your actions determine the outcomes, whether is it a happy one or not. :D

So I'm just gonna put my mind of BIO CHEM MATH (what a sick combi). Everything has a time for itself and I fathom this is not the time to worry about what brilliant/nonsense results I'm gonna get. Let's just wait till next year to start worrying. YAWNS.

(By the way, have the kissmyasS-paper candidates finished their papers?)

And oh, an irritating friend of mine just SMS-ed me to ask how's everything - hope or pain? Then when I said it's in between hope and pain - like I don't really feel anything, she asked me to cheer up. LIKE, WTF MADAM? Like, you can't even see me smiling and you say I'm unhappy. Stop trying to act like you got psychic powers.

She's like irritating like anything, and she still wants to meet me up. Just. Fuck. Off.

She asked, "So you wanna meet up?"

I said, "Not today. Next week perhaps."

She said, "Ya la that's what I meant. Monday and Tuesday movie tickets cheaper."

Who cares if Monday's and Tuesday's movie tickets are cheaper. I'm so NOT gonna watch any with you. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!! Ya and I know you don't have a life, stop acting like you have one, like YA LA THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. KNN lah. I know you're damn eager to meet me today lah. I bet you're like rotting at home or something. ZZZ!!!

Sometimes I don't even know whether to call some of my friends, friends or not.

***

My rabbits were so damn fucking hugry, they both rushed to the food bowl with their necks suddenly lengthened by 5cm LOL. Crazy bunnies. If they continue eating so much, I'm just gonna go bankrupt. T_T Oh yea, and Pearl gave me some rabbit stickers cos she said one of them kinda looks like my rabbit. HAHAHAHA. SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE. Thanks again, Pearl. I ask my rabbits to lick ur hand next time ok?

***

YOU KNOW AH, JUST NOW WHEN I WAS GOING TO WEAR MY CONTACTS AH, I REALISED THAT MY LEFT CONTACT LENS IS GONE YOU KNOW??!??!?!!! LIKE WTF LAH LAST PAIR LEH KNNNNNNN.......

I was god damn sure it's inside lor, but how come it's like so fucking gone?

Either it dissolved in the solution, escaped, or somebody (read: my brother) must have taken it away.

BLOODY BITCH. And that fucking hair dryer is like so full of his hair wax. KNN.

So I'm planning to go down to compass point to get my goddamn contact lenses. YAWNS MAN.

I'm gonna be so fucking late.

 

Wednesday, November 23, 2005 17:07

There he goesssssss, there he goes agaaaainnnn...

OKAY. So my boy has started to nag at me again, "Don't anyhow spend money ah!" when I offered to buy a new pair of berms for him.

Right. Great. Bu yao jiu suan. Lao niang is sibei xiao sa one.

From the way he's saying, it's as if I'm going to become bankrupt after my prom. Yeah hah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.... right.

So let's just do a breakdown of my *ahem* assets now, and we'll prove him WRONG (or otherwise =X).

This is freaky. But I'm not gonna live in denial and end up with no money to buy my rabbit food. Then they will die... then I will be very sad... then I will also die... T_T

Anyway.

STARTO!

Total amount of money in my hands now: $130 + $304 + $29.45 = $463.45
(Actually still got summore but I collect the old old notes. LOL)

Mayday Final Home Concert Ticket: $117.20

Contact Lenses: $35

Hair Cut + Rebonding: Max $120 (my bro say one - extra he pay :D)

Prom night dress (T_T): Max $100

Fasio Mascara (T_T my mother no more... why why why...): $14

Lipstick/Lipgloss: About $20?

Amelia's Birthday Present: $30?

SwissHotel Booking of room: $18

Memoirs of Geisha (Book): $17.80

Total amount of money throwing away: $472 -> over-budget HAHAHAHA!!!!
Deduct Isetan Voucher: $10
Deduct Kinokuniya Voucher: $10
Grand Total of money throwing away: $452

Net amount left: $11.45

KAO!!! SIBEI BUDGET!!! Guan Yin Ma please bao you me. T_T

Although not bankrupt, but still is almost bankrupt lor!!! Some prices which I'm uncertain, I rounded up or added $10, just in case they cost more... so I hope I will have more left. At least this year I could save on my shoes and bag. T_T

Still must buy Christmas present for my boy...

Nabeh nabeh nabeh!!!

Money please drop down from the sky!!!

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005 0:42

Oolong the Rabbit.

It's a rabbit from Japan.

It can balance things on its head!

(See its photo album here. Kawaii neee~~~!)

So I decided to try this stunt on my rabbits.

GUESS WOT?!

They could balance a bunch of 6 keys on their heads!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOO! My rabbits rockkkkkkkkkkk!!!!! (Of course la. ^o^)

My brother was standing by the door and exclaiming, "OEI WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING?! WHAT THE FUCK??!!"

-_________- No fuck. Just playing.

It's quite easy if you've got the skill. *smirks*

Sorry no picture of them balancing the keys since my camera is still with my uncle. >=/ Next time ok! :D

Anyway, all you gotta do is:

1) Pat your rabbit.

2) Stroke it and run your fingers along the length of its body, starting from the head.

3) Continue stroking. It will rest its head down on its front legs.

4) Stroke summore. The ears will also fold down behind.

5) It will stay very very still machiam a tamed rabbit (when it is actually a chao ji xiao huai dan).

6) Put any object on top of the head.

TADAAAAA!!! Can balance wor~~!!!

Of course it's harder for me to tame 2 naughty rabbits, because I have to stroke them alternately for about 15 minutes or longer (I didn't time but I know my legs cramped).

Yay, so proud of them. :D

*throws a bunch of cold vegetables (they love it :D) around them*

 

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 0:19

This is for my boy.

Pikachu is so cute!

Just something simple and lame... cos he always say I never reply his MSN messages and SMSes. -_-

Don't worry lah, tomorrow I help you pray to Guan Yin Ma ok. Steady one.

Anyway, HAPPY DUNNOE-WHAT-MONTH ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D (Sorry, I suck at counting and I hate the word "anniversary" cos it makes me feel like a lao ah mah.)

***

On a side note, this is the lamest MSN nick I have ever seen in my entire life.

Of course got some others (which I didn't bother to save) quite lame ones, that makes people go WTF *rolls eyes*, but this one beats all the others hands down.

Excuse me, if you can be broken down by hydrolytic enzymes, you shouldn't be using MSN. You should be on the way out of the anus-cum-mouth (fucking sad case) of a cnidarian, because you're such a fucking lameass to the extent that the cnidarian simply treats you as a unwanted undigested waste and refuses to absorb you as nutrients, you disgusting microscopic bacteria.

Wow, it's been such a long time since I started scolding people. I feeeel gooood.... *cues music*

Sometimes I wonder why are some people on my contact list, when I don't even talk to them. I should start deleting some contacts here and there. YAWNS.

 

Monday, November 21, 2005 12:04

I'm gothic; bizarre dream.

Your beauty lies in your darkness.
You're a complete mystery to everyone. No one
knows who you really are or why you're so
distant. Maybe a past that will be unknown to
us all...

Your motive:
Only you know, if even that.

Your quote:
It'd be best if you forget that you met me.

Your colors:
Black and deep purple.

Your song:
Demon by London After Midnight
"Burning flesh, pale as the stars. No one
knows just who you are. Drive the knife in
deeper to my soul."

Please rate and message.

Where do You Find Your Beauty? (Gorgeous Pictures and Touching Results)
brought to you by Quizilla

***

I had a dream, a song to sing...

Ooohhh Westlife. Nicky. Burne. *_* (I got a Mrs. Burne Award presented to me by my sec 2 classmates. So cute. I love it... Haha.)

Anyway I dreamt of my... buns. My rabbits. 2 nights ago.

I dreamt that they escaped the cage.

One afternoon, I went out to feed them. After I opened the door, I saw that they managed to twist and bend the top metal lid with their bunny teeth (super bunnies!) and there was a hole big enough for them to jump out. Jump out they did, and they were running like cheetahs. It was damn freaky because they were scurrying all over the corridor and they attempted to jump off the building. You know those walls at the HDB which has those rectangular holes? They were like peering out of the hole and stepping really far out of it, almost dropping to the first level. T_T

For some reason, the corridor was really dark. Nobody was there to help me and I was going crazy. The rabbits were just hopping away at top speed and I really couldn't catch up with them. I managed to corner them both after a mad chase, caught them and put them back in the cage. I started to work on the metal lid and bend it back into the usual shape. THEN I don't know why, but the lid just started to get tilted and twisted again (by itself) and the rabbits jumped out of the cage again!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!

Okay so I caught them back again (like above) and I was almost crying. They were like hyper hyenas. Really really scary, but they don't bite. Thank god. So I was looking around the corridor to find something to cover the hole or something so they would stop hopping out. Then guess what I found?

I found a HUGE HAMSTER CAGE with a RAT inside. WTF. But I must say the rat looked pretty cute. Almost like a chipmunk. So I quickly took the hamster cage and connected it to the hole at my rabbit cage so that if my rabbits hop out, they would hop into the hamster cage and remain enclosed. I connected the cage pretty quickly, and I swear to Guan Yin Ma I won't be able to do that in real life.

Then my rabbits did it again. They really hopped through the hole and in they went into the hamster cage, scaring the shit out of the rat (literally). I was laughing at the rat. Hahahaha. Then suddenly OMFG MY RABBITS ARE ON THE FLOOR AGAIN!!!!!!!!! I went to look at the hamster cage and I realised it has a BIG FAT HOLE AS WELL!!! OMFGWTFOMGWTFOMG HOW WAS THAT POSSIBLE?!??!

So they were like running around like bullets, zooming everywhere, banging into people's doors and scratching the paint out, knocking over flower pots, scurrying to the rubbish chute and stomping the drains.

OMFG I TELL YOU I WAS ALMOST GOING TO DIE RIGHT THERE AND THEN. I was desperate for some help. Those bunnies of mine were acting like CRAZY ASSHATS.

Ok, so I woke up.

Back to reality.

They were happily pawing (they got no paws but you know what I mean) each other in the cage.

Then they saw me and happily scrambled to the edge of the cage and tried to bite at the plastic containing the rabbit food. -_-

Sigh. I hope these bizarre dreams could stop.

Let my rabbits remain cute and cute.

 

Sunday, November 20, 2005 14:40

Sometimes I wonder...

if anybody ever missed me at all?

 

Saturday, November 19, 2005 12:33

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can somebody please kill me?

I just found out Eddie Lee is no longer at NK Hairworks. I think he went back to Malaysia to get married!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T_T

Who's gonna cut my hair nowwww??????? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????????????

=(

I can't believe this is happening.

Okay, so my brother's hairstylist is gonna do my hair. :D My bro said he's pro at cutting fringe yo! It better be ahAhahAha.

My brother got a habit of becoming deaf suddenly when I ask him an important question, and he will walk away nonchalantly to play his guitar. WTF. Zzzzz.

So erm, where in the world is Anchorpoint????

***

!@#$%^&*()

Get your sandwich at subway.

***

20 minutes of work.

 

Thursday, November 17, 2005 23:43

Pearl, this is for you.

For the Love of God...

PLEASE CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LOUSY CANNOT MAKE IT CAMERA WHICH TAKES DARK AND BLUR PHOTOS!!! (People, PLEASE DO NOT buy her camera for the Love of Mankind.)

DON'T tell me to sponsor you for a new camera, because that's just bullcrap. I am very poor, and that's an understatement.

I don't have a clear and bright picture of you, so meanwhile, you shall look like a ghost (blurblurdarkdarkandabitofgreengreen), with beaaauuuuutiful curls. :)

That's Xiaxue's hair, by the way.

IMHO, please keep your hair straight.

And I'm now sick of your face. Don't come and talk to me.

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 11:31

I'm LOADED!!!!

WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I managed to save 100+ buckarooooos!!!

Which are all going to be used to pay for my Mayday's Concert Ticket!!!!!

WAH KAO!!!!!

POWER OR NOT?!!!

Never spend money until so happy before!!!!!!

Yea.

Right.

=/

Can someone deliberately ask me, "Why did you sign up for prom night?"

If I reply, "I don't know leh...", please slap me hard in the face.

Thanks.

***

The one and only Purple iPod.

Created by Yuting using Adobe Photoshop

It's fucking hard to create one by the way.

Those fucking symmetries.

And it looks fake. Nabeh.

ZzZz~

Out.

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 0:05

I haven't bathe.

But I did this. HAHAHA! (And also one for Felix.)

I'm still quite unsatisfied with the sparkles. The lines I've drawn didn't turn out straight! Grrrrr...

I hope I don't have any unread messages on my handphone.

Oops, I have.

I'm so sorry boy boy. =/

I check my phone once every 3 hours, so people, please call my home or keep calling my handphone if you have anything urgent. Don't sms. ROFL.

 

Wednesday, November 16, 2005 22:24

Guo Mei Mei is a joke.

Or rather, Play Music made her a joke.

I throw a cockroach into her face, see if she still can sing that dumb song or not.

Release one song by one song (and not even originals), damn shiok is it?

Duh.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 11:55

Fucking irritating chao uncle.

Right. Anyone who reads this space knows I hate do not like my father's taxi relief driver.

Let's just summarise all the shitty and amusing things he did or are still doing:

1) Instead of talking, he shouts in a fucking small taxi and NOBODY likes or wants to reply to him.

2) He caused me to be late for school AT LEAST 10 times. (I think I'm the record holder in TK and have yet to clear my DCs.)

3) He says (reads: shouts) all sorts of stupid insignificant things like "I ate mooncake yesterday." NOBODY FUCKING CARES IF YOU SHAT OUT THE WHOLE MOONCAKE AS WELL!

4) He refuses to go home by himself after he knocks off and hands over the taxi to my father. He deliberately waits for us to send him back when my father needs to me to school in the morning. WTF.

5) He's rich but acts like a stingy prick. He already paid off all the rent for his new Sengkang flat using his deceased father's money. He told us he has another flat somewhere else which is pumping in money (rent I suppose) for him. AND HE CLAIMS HE'S POOR. FUCK YOUUUU. You know what's poor? Go to Somalia lah, fucktard.

6) He owns a handphone (those monotone ringtone kind LOL) but he refuses to answer the call from his wife. Because he said, "Lang fei qian. Hui jia ye ke yi jiang mah!" (Waste money. Go home can talk!)

7) He owns a lao pok car (or so he claims) and always drives up to KL (he says, "wah the mooncake there damn nice!"). And he still says he's got no money. Shut up, you prick.

8) He wears that kind of rubber brown slippers my ah gong wears, dirty pants (dunnoe is it one month wash once) and crumpled shirt (don't iron, save on electricity bill!). Talk about professionalism. Tourists would be scared off by taxi drivers like him.

9) He cuts his hair BOTAK (like NS men) every half a year so that he doesn't need to trim it every month. So he lets his hair grow out until half a year later and he go shaves it botak again. SAVE MONEY MAH!!! KAO UNCLE YOU DAMN BRILLIANT LOR!!!

10) He's kan pua KPO. EVEN MY MOTHER CAN'T STAND HIM. She says he machiam ah soh, CANNOT STOP TALKING CANNOT STOP BEING A BUSYBODY. For instance, my mother brings pandan cake to her office to share with her collegues. "Wah, ni dai jiang duo cake ah? Gan ma dai jiang duo cake?" (Wah you bring so many cake to work? How come ah?)

UNCLE!!! Why should she tell you leh? HUH?!!! MIND YOUR OWN MOONCAKE BUSINESS LAH!!!

Usually, his questions are ignored. There will be this silence in the car while he waits for an answer that's never going to come. :D!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's an audio recording to let you hear his sickening voice. He kinda sounds like Johnny in the Mr Brown show. (Kao, damn irritating!)

Uses QuickTime Player. 35seconds. Recorded using Sony Ericsson T630. [Download]

The parts where there are silence was when my father was replying to him. Can you hear the difference? He's really fucking loud lor!!!

There's another recording where he talks about NKF and TT Durai. Damn irritating but quite funny. Unfortunately, the recording is a little bit spoilt. You all want to listen then I upload.

Meanwhile, "ENJOY"!!! HAHAHAHA.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 0:28

Memoirs of the Geisha.

Starring 3 gorgeous ladies - Zhang Zi Yi, Michelle Yeoh, Gong Li. *-* Powerhousesssssssssss.

(My boy asked me why I never blog today. Neeeeeehhhhh blog liao lor. Since when am I supposed to blog everyday ah? How nice if I blog and people pay me hor?)

I just recieved the Time magazine featuring The Making of A Geisha.

Zhang Zi Yi has got blue eyes and she looks like vampire. O_O! But very pretty!!! Now I feel like getting violet contact lenses. Oh, and I'm very amused by the Acuvue Define - makes your eyeballs bigger. ROFL. For what sia. Wanna be like rabbit? The eyeballs so big until cannot see the sclera! Hahahaha.

Anyway.

After reading the featured article, I'm determined to get the book, read it, then watch the movie. Now I know what to do with the Kinokuniya voucher. LOL.

I saw the trailer and they actually spoke in English throughout the movie! Wahahahaha. Zhang Zi Yi and Gong Li speaking English! (Quite nice to listen to actually.) And those dances! With the fans and the umbrellas and the kimonos!

The men sure nosebleed!

Wah piang, this movie is sure to sell.

And somehow I got a feeling it's gonna win best picture or something. Must watch ah!!!

But first must watch Exorcism of Emily Rose (full story here) and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

***

Pearl asked me today if I wanna join them for clubbing (@ Cocco Latte) after prom night.

=/

I seriously don't know, man.

Apparently it's said to be organised by the Student's Council (wah, happening sia) and somehow my brother got invited too, when he's not even my age and from my JC. ROFL. OMGWTF. LOL. :D!

So I told him, "you go then I go. I scared."

And he said, "you go then I follow."

Talk about decision making. (Although maybe if my bro goes, his friend can drive us home. :D)

Bro said, i go clubbing is drink and drink and drink, or see girls and more girls and many girls.

My mother said it's alright if my brother goes with me, but, what the hell? I don't drink and I don't dance and I'm not interested in any other guys unless they all look like Vincent Ng or Julian Heehehehe.

Maybe I should just save the money then go home and sleep.

I'll see first. Maybe I'll be working the next day.

Whoever said I got a clubbing face... hahahahaha :D! Why ah why ah? Tell me leh! >.<

***

My rabbits are thumping their stupid hind legs again. I dunnoe what the fuck they're doing. Maybe they're telling me I shouldn't go. LOL.

*hugs rabbits*

Yea right. God forbid that I hug them.

 

Tuesday, November 15, 2005 0:51

Golden Horse Award.

Best New Actor - Jay Chou (Initial D)

Best Movie Plot - Kung Fu

Best Director - Stephen Chow (Kung Fu)

One word - HUH??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!??!?!?!!

I think my rabbits got so worked up over the results that they took turns holding the food bowl in their mouths and swinging it to hit each other. (I was laughing at them. ROFLMAO)

In case you wanna know, Aaron Kwok won Best Lead Actor (三岔口) and Shu Qi won Best Lead Actress (最好的時光). I didn't watch both movies so I can't say anything but my impression of Aaron Kwok's acting skills isn't very good. Para Para Sakura was c.r.a.p.

I think Kung Fu is so average. And that sick lollipop. How the hell...........

Nevermind.

Good night.

 

Monday, November 14, 2005 12:57

Do not pick up the phone when your mother calls during lunch time.

Because she'd be telling you what to cook for lunch and then start a 150,000 word recipe on it. Damn naggy.

Heng ah, just now I die die also don't wanna pick up the phone! Then my brother bo bian have to listen to her nag. LOL

So my brother ended up cooking lunch for me :D! because I can simply say "mummy never teach me how to cook!"

Hahahahaha. I'm so scheming, I know. But!!! I have to clean up the mess he made okieeeeeeeeee. =/

Anyway,

Happy 18th Birthday Meinu!!!!

Hahahaha. (She adores bright orange like how I adore purple.)

Meinu is Amelia by the way. I don't know why we started calling each other meinu. Bu yao wen woooo~~

The 4 of us (machiam 4 in Love -.-) can watch M-18 movies liao!!!

Come to think of it, I HAVEN'T WATCHED A MOVIE WITH THE 3 GIRLS YET?!!??!! How was that possible? Man, that's weird. LOL

Alright, so it's one more day down to seeing Mayday live!

WOOHOO!!!

I can't wait to climb on top of my boy's shoulder and wave the lightstick!!!

:D!

 

Sunday, November 13, 2005 17:35

:O

I just went to visit this website that features Jay's November's Chopin. (According to Darren - thanks, dude - and the website, the album has 12 songs.) I'm totally swept off my chair and I'm floating above my keyboard right now, like how Harry Potter is floating on his broomstick (can't wait to watch the movie! :D).

Wah piang! Look at the website! It's sooooooooooooooo omg omg omg I can't make up my mind to use which words to describe it! Every single detail is gorgeoussssss!!! :O

When I saw Jay's pictures... I tell you my blood pressure totally shot up. My brain is at a risk of bursting out of my skull and my heart is almost blasting through my sternum.

That sounds very wrong.

I know what you're thinking. You must be thinking I'm so damn bloody mersmerised my Jay.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. WRONGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THAT PIANOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT SCORE STANDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOSE CARVINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOSE CURVESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

AND LOOK AT JAY!!!!!!!!! HE'S STANDING ON TOP OF THE PIANO'S STOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF. How dare he? Huh?!

Crap. =/ I want that piano. I will polish it 2 times a day. (I polish mine only once every few months.) Hahahaha.

Seriously, Jay is nowhere near handsome. So screamy girls should just stop screaming. The best pictures of his, are always his side profile, like as if he 没脸见人. *LOL* Also, his hair and the shadows will coincidentally cover half of his face when front shots are taken. This is true for this album and also, 叶惠美. Not forgetting, lots and lots of photoshop too.

You see what I mean?

Let's not talk about his looks anymore. It's not that important. Let's talk about his album.

I've heard the songs (except for half of Mai Ya Tang), and I must say most of them are awesome (not surprising - he'd better live up to being called a 音乐才子) and a selective few are probably one of his better works. But, I wish people could stop over-rating it. It's irritating.

It's like when someone says "Wah this Bedok claypot laksa damn shiooook!!!" then when you finally get to taste it, it's only... "Cheeeey. So so only what!!"

The lesser you expect, the more surprises you get. :)

His songs, the melodies are so repetitive (any idiot would notice this unless you are a deaf teeny booper) they get stuck in your head. And that also means, you'd get sick of the songs pretty easily since it's always there in your poor abused head. Ye Qu, in my opinion, is not that brilliant.

His raps (the pure rapping ones only). Must I say more? They are so fucking irritating after a while. Same thing. Repeats repeats repeats.

The first time you listen to it, you'd be blown away. Like, totally. Because it kicks ass!

The second time, you listen to the instrumentation. Wah, very nice, very creative and of course, very repetitive (usually the bass and drums parts are in ostinato mode throughout the song -_-zzZz).

Then you listen to the rap. KAO. Fucking repetitive. If you're too slow to realise, let me tell you, that all add up to irritating.

Has anyone heard Shan Hu Hai? I don't know what the hell he's doing over there, but the voices are almost covering the piano accompaniment and the bass parts later in the song. And I don't know who's that girl in the song, Jay and her just simply CANNOT harmonise. It's as if Jay is competing with the girl, hey let's see whose louder and can hit the high pitches man! KNS. What rubbish song is that? No balance at all! He's definitely capable of better stuff that that.

Note that I'm not saying the album sucks, I just feel it's over-rated.

I applaud him for the instrumentation though, it's really one of a kind. So far he's the only one I've seen/heard capable of such awesome stuff.

I rate the album 8/10. Ahem, that's pretty good for my standard because I only rate Mayday's latest compilation 7.5/10. (If you really want to know, I rate F.I.R 2/10. ROFLMAO)

Recommended tracks: Fa Ru Xue, Hei Se Mao Yi, Feng, Lang Man Shou Ji, Lan Se Feng Bao (this is a fucking repetitive song so please, for the Love of your Eardrums, don't listen too much).

I'm still puzzled over why the best chefs and the best musicians are males. Why? I can't stand it. Women are supposed to be cooking all the damn time, and we have more female musical instrument players.

Before I leave, I want to say again, Shan Hu Hai sucks. It gives me a headache.

 

Saturday, November 12, 2005 13:17

"我要去整容了"

Pearl mentioned it to us one lazy afternoon in school. Hahahaha. The fantastic things some of my friends are capable of saying. SIGH.

I'm not a fan of plastic surgery, nor am I against it. I have only one word for it: "OUCCCCHHHHH!!!!"

I watched a few episodes of Extreme Makeover and I must say I'm grossed beyond words. I can almost feel that pain when the doctor was injecting some shit into that lady's lips, cutting up her breasts (OMFG!!!!!) and slicing up that nose of that man. Shit, it's really wah kao wah piang wah lao eh!!!!

But the end results? Wahhhhhhh hahahaha chio chio chio yandao yandao yandao!!!!

Personally, I think there's nothing wrong with undergoing plastic surgery, although some people think it's totally cheating the whole world of your looks and oh she's just a plastic girl, not natural bla bla blaaaa... BUT, it's HER/HIS money! The pain, you didn't endure, so why the fuck you care?! You just USE YOUR EYES AND SEE THE FUCKING RESULTS! One more eye-candy for you, you huan lo si mi lor? Geh gao si mi? Damn lame some people.

Even though I'm not against people plastic-ing themselves, I would still advise people not to go and slice themselves up and put plastic, because, you never know what might happen. :)

It's like FlightPlan, you sleep liao wake up and your daughter missing!!!! OMG! SO SCARY!!!

When people come out of a failed surgery, I can only say, oh so poor thing. If it turns out successful, I would either say WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......!!!!! SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!! or she already so pretty still go plastic surgery for what? WASTE MONEY!!!

I don't give a fuck whether they are natural or not. They are willing to part with the money and endure the pain. SO BE IT.

Look at this.

picture via here

(Does anyone feel that the girl in the picture on the extreme left looks a little like Miao Hua?)

She's Dawn and she's my friend.

HAHAHAHA! JUST KIDDING!!!

I just have 2 friends named Dawn, one in primary school and another in secondary school, and both are very pretty. No need plastic surgery! :D

Anyway, that above collage, are of Dawn Yang's pictures. People said she went through plastic surgery. I don't know for sure (maybe they just put random pictures together) but she's sure a hottie! Now I know why Pearl said she wanna plastic herself. Hahahaha.

I didn't know who Dawn Yang was, until I read from some sources which say she's a rising star a company is gonna groom. They are gonna make her so hot around asia, and I think they won't have much a problem with that cos she so damn bleeding gorgeous.

Isn't this something to be happy about? Apparently not, because people are making things so damn fucking hard for her. They are lambasting her with shit like "SHE WENT THROUGH PLASTIC SURGERY SHE'S NOT GENUINE!!!"

Like, wtf?

Mind you, some people ALREADY knew she had plastic surgery waayyyy before this year, but why didn't they say it out EARLIER?

Because earlier, she wasn't this famous.

Because earlier, nobody has signed her up to be a star.

Because earlier, she wasn't a VJ for MTV.

Because earlier, she was just almost a nobody.

Now, people are throwing parangs at her because she's famous or if you prefer, popular. They are putting up Before and After pictures of her to spot all the differences from her eyes to her boobs. WTF. Boobs also they want to care. Nabeh.

All these crazy people. Jiak bah bo sai bang? It's not as if, after you spot all the differences, you become a millionaire?! You'll still be as poor as before lor!

Got no pretty people to see, they buay song. Got pretty people to see, THEY ALSO BUAY SONG! WHAT THE FUCK MAN! Pretty things not good to see meh? Why cannot just shut up and appreciate the beautiful things on Earth? Wah kao. *rolls eyes* I guess their eyes are there to scrutinise all the imperfections and then use their mouth to sprout nonsense and make life difficult for others.

Some might argue that she's being a liar by not admitting she went through plastic surgery. It just brings me back to the point of, why didn't they say it earlier, but only until now when she's famous?? Tada... they are just trying to put her down.

Get a life people! She's pretty! Appreciate her beauty!

And if it's indeed true that she went to plastic herself, appreciate the transformation! AND FIND OUT WHO HER PLASTIC SURGEON IS!!!!! Hahahaha.

By the way, how many songs are there in Jay Chou's November's Chopin? Can anyone tell me? Thanks!

 

Friday, November 11, 2005 23:18

Power Mama.

Mummy
Me

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What paper did you take today???

GP.

HUH?!

GEEEEEE PEEEEEEEE.

PHYSICS?!

WAH KAO GEE PEE LA! Since when did I ever took physics in my whole life?

ORH General Paper ah? Should be no problem right?

Ya lah ya lah.

So only Math got problem?

Can liddat say lah.

What Math you take? A Math? E Math?

What A Math E Math lah....

You said 2 papers what.

Wah piang. One math subject cannot have 2 papers meh?

Then you take what Math?

C Math lah.

HUH? C MATH IS WHAT?

A level Math lah.

No more A Math meh? Why A become C?

JC only got C Math and F Math what.

S Math?

F Math lah. Got S Math also lah.

Izzit?

F is for furthur S is for Special.

Why you never take the S?

Because I don't like asses and I'm already special the way I am.

HAHAHAHA. STUDY HARD LAH!

*mommy walks back to room*

Yes, Mom. =(

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Friday, November 11, 2005 12:39

"Eh! What is parrot-cry har?!"

I don't know leh, because I'm not a parrot.

Just in case non-A level students don't know what I'm talking about, it's one of the words we have to explain in one of the questions.

I was very tempted to explain in Chinese - 鹦鹉呱呱叫 - but that's just downright stupid and me not stupid. ROFL.

I decided to ask a parrot this is its reply.

Hur hur hur. That ain't explaining the word!!! Stupid parrot.

So, I went to search www.dictionary.com and this is the answer I got.

GO FIGURE.

I need to feed my rabbits.

Bye bye!

 

Thursday, November 10, 2005 14:38

I need to find my voice back.

AH!

It feels so weird not to write here for so long!

I'm almost halfway through my exams... it's nerve wrecking. Ask my bear. He can hardly smile now cos I'm always pushing his smile downwards. HAHAHAHA! =X

I feel dead. Like as if I'm not a person anymore but a bloody walking textbook full of nonsense. Formulae, concepts, definitions, and what the fuck have you. Seriously, I don't need all those crap. They don't build my character. Probably they only build up my rigour and determination to eat those shit up, but knowing what my pancreas secrete, how to extract aluminium and how to find the general solution of (whatever shit trigo equation) doesn't make me a person with stronger personality. Well, that's what I think. Shove it up your ass.

Sorry if I sound angsty, but I don't see the point of my peers (in other college) sms-ing me and try to dig out information from me regarding how's your papers so far. Like, huh? Mind your own business, and thanks but no thanks for your "concern" (reads: kpo-ness).

(Mr T asked me if my angst would stay with me until I grow up. What do you think? Hahaha. That's a pretty hard question to answer.)

I'm almost like a person without an opinion. Without a sense of humour. Without a soul, a heart, a voice, a spirit, an aura.

Tomorrow's my GP paper. I NEED TO GET MY ENGINE STARTED! VROOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehe.

Right. I saw my grey rabbit sneeze 3 times on Tuesday (triply cute), and yesterday my brown rabbit escaped the cage while I went to refill their water bottle and left the lid open. I caught him back though. What a stupid rabbit.

My life is pretty uninteresting now and there's nothing much for me to write... Bah. The above paragraph was probably the most interesting thing that happened in my life.

OH yessssssss. I bought 8 Days while on my way back. Glenn Ong and Jamie Yeo were on last week's issue and they featured their Honeymoon Trip to QUEENSLAND. Omfg. That lucky bitch.

You know, I was pretty nuts over Glenn Ong when I was a little girl of age 14 (my close TK friends should know this). I was an EGO TRIPPER and damn proud of it. I would tune in to his show The Ego Trip every night 11pm to 2am while lying on my bed pretending to be asleep. Sometimes my father would come in to switch off my radio while I was listening to it halfway and what's worse is that Glenn would be in the midst of some really funny conversation with Simone/Short Fart/Honky Tong Man/Grandpa and it's REALLY IRRITATING THAT I MUST PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Out of the 4, I like Honky Tong Man the most. He's really awesome and I would walk into class in some mornings when I was early and shout out to my classmates (who were half asleep) "HELLOOOOOOO EVERYBAHDEEEEEE!!!" in the Honky Tong Man's voice. Hahahaha. So stupid. I'm still wondering how I managed to be so alive the next morning when I stayed up so late the previous night.

Anyway, my point is that, I think Glenn Ong is totally talented, humourous and smart with a kickass personality. I admired him, A LOT. I wanted to be a DJ. I wanted to be like him. I wanted to marry him. HAHAHA.

DO YOU GET THE LINK???? IF I MARRIED HIM, I WOULD BE LIKE JAMIE! IN QUEENSLAND! WTF! BUT HOW COME HE SO OLD?! THEN I CANNOT MARRY HIM! YOU SEE????!!! WTF!!!

-_-

Look. I've got great taste. That guy is not only totally talented, humourous and smart with a kickass personality, he's RICH.

Anyway, I still think Glenn Ong looks really cute (in a kooky way). And I love witty humorous guys (not those kind who crack irritating stupid jokes just for the sake of cracking you up - I'm not a nut). They are just so fun to be with.

Oh well. I'm over him now. Besides, I'm not as sexy and hot as Jamie. =(

Julian Hee and Vincent Ng are my eye candies now.

By the way, another TK girl has made it into the limelight of the media (the other is MEI REN YU!!! Felicia Chin. LOL! Fuck the Mei Ren Yu man. SO FUCKING IRRITATING.)

Jacqueline Sue is in Star Idol. I'm sure any TK girl would know her. BUT!!! How come she looks so different?! I don't remember her looking like that??!!! =/ I think she was prettier last time. Now she just looks..... overly mature.

Okay I'm done and I feel better.

I'm outta here. See ya peeps in a few weeks' time.

Coolness.

 

Sunday, November 6, 2005 1:14

I must record this down.

I saw my grey rabbit sleep today. Actually should be yesterday (5th Nov). Haha very cute!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

My brown rabbit likes to bully my grey rabbit. I'm not happy about that.

Thursday, November 3, 2005 23:04

Dear Boys and Girls,

Just a short one here. :) I won't be writing here till about a month later.

I gotta leave for a battlefield to fight monsters, dragons, giants, dodge fireballs, spears, arrows, and hopefully, I'd win the war and come out alive.I'll return with a better website, better pictures and better content, hopefully. Will be upgrading my webmaking and photoshop skills. There will be shitloads of movie reviews (hoho!), prom night reviews (omg, ghosts! - make-up gone wrong I mean), Mayday Concert review (hee hee ^o^), probably starting a business with my classmates (haha :D) or working to pay for whatever whatever that I need.Thanks to those who have been popping here now and then to laugh at my bitchings (when they weren't meant to be funny sometimes -_-) and leave kickass comments. Meanwhile, click on the above links. My friends have got some pretty good blogs. :) You can read:Darren - he bitches about our very own Singapore army and wants to marry a rich sugar mummy.
Ellis - she's selling facial products, but no discounts. :(
Ian - he's back with a brand new blog and he's got a pretty hot dog. (that rhymes)
Linzi - she's funny and she dislikes kiasu aunties as well.
The rest I don't know if they'll update.
Below them are the more famous blogs. Pretty good reads to keep you entertained.Till then, take good care, my friends.I'll need the best wishes, a little bit of luck from all of you (you gotta leave some for yourself!) and well... I'll be back!

Love,
Yuting (& bear bear)

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Thursday, November 3, 2005 14:03

I HATE PEOPLE TAKING AND USING MY THINGS WHEN THEY DON'T LACK ANY.

JUST FUCK OFF.My mother. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?

She loves to take my things when she's not lacking any.

She loves to wear my shoes. Slippers, slip-ons, high heels. WHAT THE FUCK? She already has her own ones and she wants to wear mine??? Then she let her stuff just rot in one corner for what fuck? HANDS OFF CAN OR NOT? KNN! She has 2 stupid pairs of heels shoved in the cupboard, NOT WORN. Then she go wear my slip-ons and heels for whaaaaaaaatttttttttt for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt enlighten me please. In case you are wondering, I used my pocket money to pay for my shoes. I never asked extra from them SO I'M NOT PLEASED.She loves to take my bag to use. The one I bought at M)phosis which my parents kpkb-ed at me for buying because it's $30 and they said it's fucking expensive for a piece of cloth and a piece of metal. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. YOU KNOW EXPENSIVE THEN DON'T TOUCH LAH! FUCKING EXPENSIVE YOU KNOW?! SPOIL HOW?! YOU PAY AH?! I USE MY OWN MONEY TO BUY ONE OK! She loves to wear my necklace/bracelets. I presume she would be stealing my earrings soon. CHEEBYE. NOBODY should wear my necklace or bracelets because I don't like to wear other people's perspiration ON ME. FUCK OFF! DON'T TOUCH MY THINGS! CHEEBYE! SUMMORE MY NECKLACE AND BRACELET ARE GIFTS FROM MY BF. HE BOUGHT FOR ME AND ME ONLY. NOT FOR SHARING KNN. MY FATHER ALSO BOUGHT HER NECKLACES AND CHOKERS BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THEM. SHE WEARS MINE. WTF. WTFWTF.JUST STOP IT.STOP TAKING MY THINGS.STOP TAKING MY MONEY. (MY BROTHER!) I AM SAVING.STOP TAKING MY CAMERA. STOP IT.I can punch a hole right through the wall now.

EDITED!!! I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT MY BROTHER TAKES MY COMB AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEEEEBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOT PPL TAKE MY COMB AND USE ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, November 3, 2005 12:29

I hate Educational Programmes for Kids...

because I'm not a kid anymore.

Face it, as you grow older and you start to know more and learn more, things won't be as simple as it seems. Nothing awes you anymore and everything else amuses you. I can confidently say, only fireworks awes people now. Although we have seen it many many times, we still look up into the sky and ooooohhhhhhhh waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!! like as if kena orgasm. Trust me, I captured some fireworks on video and recorded together with it, were these funny funny sounds made by people and it's really... sick. We used to WAAHHHHHHHH at camera phones. Now, we cheeeeeeeeyyyyyy at camera phones. Come to think of it, we don't even give damn about 3G phones. You know what I mean.Anyway.I watched Sesame Street yesterday afternoon, and it's not what you think it is. I'm not a paedophile. Blame it on my brother. He kept disturbing me and making gay high-pitched sounds at me, so I decided to use Kids Central to irritate the balls out of him. True enough, he went back to his room. :D

I saw Big Bird and he's really a ohmyfuckingbittergourdly big bird. I didn't know he was so big because I thought Elmo was very small. (I hope that made sense) I usually only watch Elmo's World and ignore the rest of Sesame Street. LOL. It was then when I saw a pretty girl next to Big Bird, that I realised Big Bird was really really big. Huge. Enormous. Gigantic. Amusing. ROFLMAO. And he has these crazy little strands of holy feathers sticking out of his yellow afro feathered head. OMGLOL.

You see what I mean? He's OMGLY HUGE! He's a freaaaaak!!!

Anyway, he was in a "Veterinarian Room" and the pretty girl was the vet. Guess what? I thought Big Bird kena bird flu! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Then I realised I was on Kids Central and not Channel NewsAsia. Turned out that he just sprained his ankle. D'oh. Anti-climax.

So Big Bird was stranded on his bed because he couldn't walk. He's fat and he's got short wings (which morphed into hands with fingers and is very very scary). So he wanted to ring a bell to call for Elmo and gang to help him scratch his itchy ankle. The bells were on the table. He did the mineemyneemineemooorrrrrr!!! thing to choose which bell to ring (dumb). He got a little excited and banged the table when he said moooooooorrrrr!!! The table ROLLED AWAY. WTFOMGWTFOMG. That's like David Copperfield magic. Big Bird said, "Oops, I banged on the table and the table rolled away because it has wheels underneath!"Okay, wheels underneath indeed. Yea, right, Big Bird. You banged it top down. You didn't push it AWAY. HOW CAN IT ROLL AWAY??!! SOMEBODY MUST HAVE PULLED IT AWAY!!! YOU ARE A BIG FAT (literally) LIAR AND YOU'RE TEACHING KIDS THE BLOODY WRONG STUFF!!! Oh bird, this is bad. Naughty bird bird (oops). Here comes the stupid part. Since Big Bird has got short hands, he couldn't pull the table back. But his hands later became long enough to hug the chio vet. Like really long until he can pat her head. LIKE HUHHHHH?????? WAH KAO THAT'S REALLY GROSS. He's teaching kids the wrong stuff. Enough of Big Bird. He's a perverse moron who is bound to get Bird Flu soon.

Who likes Barney the Dinosaur? I think he's a monster.

Barney is really really ugly.

Hi! My name is Monster!

Purple and green is just WRONG. NO, NO, NO. He looks like brinjal and brinjals are meant for eating, not for prancing around. It's a totally sick and disgusting colour combination. I wonder what the fuck those people are thinking, making a ferocious T-Rex look like a brinjal which can't stop grinning with tha kind of perverse i'm-gonna-kidnap-you eyes. I don't even want to talk about those yellow toe claws. They just look like lemons stuck onto a big brinjal. Barney should die. Period.

Next.

Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play!*plays music* Teletubbies bounce out of the hole.TINKY WINKY!!! DIPSY!!! LAA LAAAAA!!! PO!!! pooooooooo (gay and high pitched here). Teletubbies, Teletubbies, SAY, HEL, LO! EH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Giggles* BIGGGGGGG HUGGGGGGGG!!! *giggles*

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Oh My Bittergourd. ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT I CAN REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SHIT OF THAT DAMN INTRO???!!!!OMG I JUST FREAKED MYSELF OUT.*calms down* *cough* Teletubbies are damn cute I tell you. It makes me want to sit on their stomachs and bounce away. Boooinnnnggggg. Don't start on the "Yuting I know you like Teletubbies!"

I know I know. I USED TO like Teletubbies but now I think they are weird. No kidding. I give them credit for creativity because NOTHING in this world can have antennae above their head, a screen in their stomach and eat tubby custard/tubby toast. HAHAHAHA. I still think they are cute though I am now scared of them. Oh, their vacuum cleaner is a blue elephant which is automatic! HAHAHAHAHA.

EH-OH!!!!
(LAALAA IS MY FAV!)

When I was in the teletubbies-crazy period, people kept bombarding me with things like:1) Tinky Winky is a gay. He carries a RED HANDBAG and dances ballet in a skirt (what's the correct word for that skirt thing?). He's gay he's gay he's gay.

2) Dipsy is an Indian and he speaks funny. He's a prick because... just look at his anteanna. 3) Teletubbies soft toys will come alive at night and stare at you. 4) They can blink as well. 5) Teletubbies soft toys are evil.6) They will suffocate you to death while you're sleeping.OMG. Let me emphasise that I didn't say all the above. People told me that.I WAS DAMN TRAUMATISED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 LAA LAA SOFT TOYS, 1 TINKY WINKY and 1 PO. OMGWTFOMGWTF. I shoved them all into my cupboard and am still praying hard that they don't have enough strength to push themsleves out of the cupboard.All these things are giving me nightmares. I suggest they stop doing all these crappy shows. GIVE ME MORE POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I found out the favourite food of my bunniessssssss!!!!!! The grey one likes to eat the green pellets and the brown one likes to eat the black piece of wood? I dunnoe what is it but it's quite big piece. Then it will bite bite bite and the food will drop out into the plate! Hahahahaha! Kawaii desssssuuuuuuuuu!!! Oh oh and the grey rabbit will stuff lots of the green pallets into its mouth and one of it will be sticking out of the mouth. Like sucking lollipop liddat! Ahahahahaha. Then you know what?! I opened the lid of the cage so that I could pat them. THE BROWN RABBIT ACTUALLY HOPPPEDDDD UP AND ONTO THE OPENED LID OMG OMG OMG SO LI HAI!!!!!!!! ROFL. They are so full of surprises woooooooo. :D

 

Wednesday, November 2, 2005 1:32

Mayday on SuperFunkies.

SuperFunkies is a crap show by the way. You just know it sucks when you're 1.4 seconds into watching it. *LOL*Yesterday I was quite heng. I switched on the TV and I saw Mayday! WOOHOOOOOO! They played 牙关! Hur hur hur. I was pretty happy at first, but later I was left hanging there in utter disappointment.

The guitarists weren't playing live.

AND I HATE THAT!!!!! HOW CAN THEY BE LIKE F.I.R??!??!!!! OMGWTFOMGWTF.Only Ah Xin was singing live (which sucked - he sounded like there was one lump of phlegm stuck in his throat) and Guan You was hitting his drums, which I don't think can be faked.

Guai Shou's solo was bullshit. It was so bloody obvious he was just following the music and playing the air, although he fingers moved accordingly. Shi Tou ain't much better too. Argh, overall I was pretty disgusted.

I'm so disappointed. This better NOT happen during the Final Home Concert. I've seen them play live before on Taiwan variety shows, so I still have faith in them (but not in Ah Xin's singing LOL). My boy said they were probably too lazy to set up the effects pedals, emplifiers and such, and do sound tests, so they just chop chop. -_- Anyway, it's obvious that their fans only like Ah Xin (lame lame lame) so I think the guitarists didn't give a shit as well. LOL The 2nd song was 知足, performed by Ah Xin alone and I didn't like it. He looked so untidy and dirty and I think he should go trim his hair a little and dye it again. He just looked messy and dirty. His voice cracked a little at some parts. The above equates to YUCKS by the way. I think it's a totally bad idea that Mediacorp uses 知足 as the drama theme song. Whenever I hear the song, I think of cancer patients. =/ Why can't they use 童话? The MTV also got this girl kena cancer right? Quite appropriate what. Bah. Summore they got 2 versions to choose from. One by Guang Liang, another by XXX. WOOHOO! HAHAHAHA.

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I don't know whyyyyy my rabbits are chasing each other by the butts in the cage. They got pretty violent too, thumping their hind legs at each other. I think the horny brown rabbit was trying to hump the grey one and the grey one kept running behind it so that he can't hump her. HAHAHAHA. SO FUNNY. SICK. AND THEY'RE STILL AT IT (chasing each other, not humping). So noisy.

Anyway I've taken security measures now, so people can't steal them anymore unless they want to be sent to the police station. *smirks* I think it really doesn't bother me now, whether they are in the house or at the corridor, because I figured they would be in the cage either way. My house ain't got space for them to prance around, what with some bigass karaoke system (they would be scared by the loud music), 1 piano, 1 keyboard, 1 cello, 1 dining table...... aiyah no space! That's the problem with HDB flats. As long as they are happy and I get to see them, talk to them and laugh at them every few hours. I fathom if you put them in the house and nobody talks to them, they would still be sad rabbits. I let them out to run today and they didn't want to go back... -_-" So naughty. Hehehe. Shall go say good night to them later. I still haven't seen them sleep yet. They are always so hyper. -________-

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You know there's this horror movie called Cello.

SHIT. They could make a horror story out of a sophisticated cello??? Chao turtle. Scarly next time everybody scared of cello music! How how how?! At least choose a violin or something, because I don't like violins (it screeches pretty bad if amateurs play it). =X Anyway, violin is more common what. Can scare more people!!! HAHAHA.I told my boy, if one day they decide to make a horror story out of a toilet bowl, nobody would dare to shit or pee in a toiletbowl anymore. LOL

That's the lagi ultimate.

 

Tuesday, November 1, 2005 11:37

Happy Halloween?

When was it? Sunday or yesterday?

I think Halloween is bullcrap. Carrefour was actually selling $119 huge pumpkins, like wtf. Who has the patience to slowly carve it out? It's so huge that I can be kept in it if it's dug hollow!

Anyway, I couldn't give 2 hoots about halloween, but it came to find me and scared the living hell out of me.Okay, so my hamster got lost like 2 years ago, then now my rabbit got lost. THIEVES! I swear to guan yin ma, somebody stole them. Should be the same people, but I don't know for sure.

I went out to feed my rabbits (no I don't put them in the house, I'll explain later) and usually I would peep at them first, cos they could hear me from far and the way they look for me is very cute. :D By this time the 2 rabbits should be hopping up and down already, but yesterday, I only saw the brown rabbit staring at the bicycle and not even looking for me. So I thought OMFG DID MY GREY RABBIT DIE?!?!?!! Then I rushed to the cage, and I didn't see it. The lid wasn't put back in place, and the whole metal part of the cage was obviously moved. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do. I don't believe rabbits are capable of moving the cage by themselves - that would be pretty dumb. You don't cage up rabbits for them to escape right?!?!?!! Yea, the sentence itself is already a paradox. So I looked under the bicycle, at the drain, along the corridor, and no I didn't see it. I poured in some food for my brown rabbit and I went back to my house. Then I started to cry as I smsed my brother and my boy.My brother's replies were so stupid like, "What the balls..." and more "What the balls..." But he said something like "Don't worry something will happen to the person unless he knows how to take care of it. (my rabbit can kick!) If not it will come back my itself."

Like, wtf. But I think it makes sense too. Then I thought "what the balls smsing is not gonna help" so I went upstairs to search for it. I saw its feaces on the 8th level so I thought it must be there. So I shamelessly looked into every house. LOL Those people must be thinking I'm mad but I don't give a shit. I don't see any rabbits, so I went up the 9th floor. Doors all closed. I went to the 10th floor and this mad dog kept barking at me. :( So I went back home cos I was a bit scared. Somehow the other levels were dark and eerie. Then my boy came on to MSN and he told me to bring in my brown rabbit and write notes to paste outside my house, with a box just in case they want to return the rabbit. At about 8:40pm that crazy 9th floor woman came to ring my doorbell and said "my son saw your rabbit running outside the cage."

I asked her where is it now. She said it's at her home. WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH KAAAAAOOOOOOO THIEVES THIEVES THIEVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She said her sons saw it running outside and brought them home. I say, BULLSHIT. They must have stolen it.

Then the mother was acting blur and denying everything. Stupid bitch. Anyway I went up to her house to retrieve my rabbit. It was so poor thing you know!!! It was huddling one corner on a pile of newspapers, full of its own pee and a bit of its shit. They don't even know how to take care of it lor!!! No food, no water, nothing. I was so pissed. And her kids!!! HERKIDS!!! STUPID MORONIC NINCOMPOOPS! THEY WERE SMILING AND LAUGHING WHILE SAYING THAT THE RABBIT WAS RUNNING OUTSIDE THE CAGE!!!!!!! CHAO CHEEBYE!!!!!

I was going to cry already lor, I see my rabbit shivering there. I didn't want to shout at them cos I was afraid I would scare it. So I patted it a little and carried it. I only said one sentence "I suggest you all stop touching my rabbits else I would call the police." Then I walked out of the house. MY RABBIT WAS SO FREAKING SCARED YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was stoning when I put it back into the cage. But it ate a little and drank lots of water. Then it continued stoning. :(I hate them stupid 9th floor people. My mother said that crazy woman dripped water on our clothes. And I remember her borrowing christmas carols scores from me for her stupid kids to practice!!! ARGHHH AND THIS IS HOW THEY REPAY ME?!?! By stealing my rabbit????!!!!!!!!!!

FYI, my father is pretty anal about keeping them furry rabbits at home cos he said they are very dirty and got lots of germs when its damn clear that they are squeaky clean now. The moment he came home, he started to "AIYOHH!!!" and "TAKE THIS OUT!!!" and "SO DIRTY!!!". FUCKING......... hell. And he said something so ridiculous. "THEY WANT TO TAKE LET THEM TAKE LOR WHY YOU TAKE BACK??!!!?!" OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CAN YOU BELIEVE IT I WAS SO MAD AT HIM AND MY MOTHER SCOLDED HIM FOR THAT. HAHAHAHA ORBI GOOD. Anyway, he took them out and forbidded me to take them in. :( If not I cannot keep them. :(So now they are outside with the bicycle and potted plants. Sometimes they eat the potted plants but I don't care, because that's a good way to get back at my father. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D EAT EAT EAT EAT ALL HIS PLANTS!!! GOOD!!! Hahahaha.

Okay, I'm out. Bye bye.

Monday, October 31, 2005 20:00I dunnoe what to say now my grey rabbit is gone I think somebody stole it and I can't find it anywhere at my block but I saw one of its faeces on the floor above mine but I don't see it anywhere can anyone help me please I cannot stop crying now can anyone tell me where is it because it must be very hungry now

[9:13pm] UPDATE!!! I FOUND IT!!!! THE 9TH FLOOR KIDS STOLE IT!!!!! >=(

But I'm happy it's back here with me and everybody who loves it. Ahhahahaha. =D